Author's note: Whoot. Guess what, y'all? I'm back with another story... thatIhopeIfinish. It's kinda easy to tell what ish about with the title name. XD; Anywho, the first chapter is a bit story. However, it's the only short chapter. It's three pages, while other chapters are like, seven-to-ten pages. xD And this chapter is kinda slow action wise, but bear with me. I mean, the story's gotta start somewhere, right?
Oh and also... You may notice a change in writing style some where in the middle-endish of chapter two. That's because, up until then, it was just me writing. From that point on, however, my friend and I are writing it. So... Yeah.
Disclaimer: Although I REALLY wish I did, I do not own the original IZ characters. Those guys belong to Jhonen Vasquez... Lucky.
Claimer: HOWEVER... Taiko/I.C.O.N.O.C.L.A.S.T./Original story idea IS mine. So ha. -Takes themand run off-
Okay. Now enjoy until you explode!
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.:Zim the Rebel:.
Chapter One
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"I've spent so much time searching for the one called Zim. I've combed the Milky Way looking for a sign of him…. Thankfully, a whisper here, and a rumor there has finally lead me to him… And once I get to Earth, I shall make him into the finest member of I.C.O.N.O.C.L.A.S.T. Aside from myself, of course…."
"Erm… Miss Taiko… Who are you talking to?" A male voice asked suddenly.
The female Irken who had been speaking blinked, "…Erm… No one… I was just talking… It makes it seem more dramatic, ya know?"
"…Okay then… Well, we shall be near the planet dubbed 'Pluto' very soon." The male alien, a technician on the ship, said, staring at the Irken.
"Very good." The female responded, before turning back to the window she had been looking out.
"Soon, Zim… I shall have you as a member of my organization… For I am Taiko! The leader of I.C.O.N.O.C.L.A.S.T! And I shall restore the planets that the filthy Irken Empire has destroyed!" She smirked.
It wasn't too much later after that that the ship landed on Pluto, as the male alien said it would. Taiko walked quickly down to the docking bay to get into her personal ship.
"Unfortunately, The Colossus is too big to not be noticed on Earth…" She muttered to herself, as she walked.
She sighed, and looked around the dark tunnel that lead to the docking bay, sapphire eyes darting around. "Man, I hate it down here." She murmured, running out of the tunnel and onto the docking bay.
There, in the center of the docking bay, was an Irken-like ship. However, the symbol on the side, which was normally an Irken symbol, had been crossed out. A soldier of an unknown alien race stood by it, slouching.
That was, until he noticed Taiko approaching. He jumped up, and saluted. "Your ship is ready, Miss Taiko!"
"Very good." Taiko responded, looking the ship over. "Now return to your post."
"Yes madam!" He said, walking out of the docking bay.
Taiko turned and smirked to herself, "I'm coming, Invader Zim." She muttered, fixing the bandana upon her head, before turning on the ship and leaving the docking bay.
It took about eight hours to get to Earth with Taiko's ship going as quickly as possible. She laid back in the ship, feet up on the dashboard.
From first glance, it was easy to tell that Taiko was not a normal Irken. Her clothing, first off, was no where near what a normal Irken wore. A brightly colored shirt with a crossed out Irken symbol upon it, purple and dark blue pants, shoes that were very similar to sneakers, and a bandana, also bearing the crossed out Irken logo, upon her head. It was not only her clothing that made her different, for upon her left arm she wore a life-support system, and she lacked a PAK.
After a few moments, the emergency warning came on. Taiko sat up and looked at the computer. "Hmmm…" She blinked, pushing a few buttons.
The ship was getting closer to the atmosphere and there wasn't a lot of time to figure out what the problem was. After pushing a few seconds of pushing more buttons, she cursed.
"Damn… Looks like I won't be able to slow down the ship after I enter the atmosphere." She muttered to no one. "I need to find a way to get out of the ship before it hit's the ground… I could land in the… lots of blue whatever-that-is down there, but something's telling me that's not a smart idea." She sighed, "WhatamIgoingtodo! …AH. I know! I'll… jump out right before it hits the ground! …And… probably break all my bones, but whatever."
The ship began to get closer and closer to the ground, having passed through the atmosphere.
With a worried look, Taiko braced herself to jump out of the craft. The ground below was getting closer, and any minute now she would have to jump.
As the ship whizzed passed the top of a building, Taiko closed her eyes and counted softly to herself. "3.…2.…1... JUMP!"
Thankfully, she had been over the park and landed in a tree. With a sigh of relief, Taiko jumped out of the tree and looked around. "Okay… That… was probably not good…" She muttered, turning and looking at the fiery debris that had been her ship not too long ago. "…Now I need a new ship… I liked that one, though…" She pouted.
After a moment, she sighed, "Yes… Well… Time to find Zim!"
Luck seemed to be a good friend of Taiko's that night. One reason was that it was night time, and so there were not very many humans out; most had gone to bed by now. The others didn't arrive that the crash site, thankfully for Taiko, until about ten minutes after her departure.
She snuck quietly through the streets, looking for some sign of an Irken house. If the rumors she had heard about Zim were true, it wouldn't be too hard to spot his home among the normal human houses. And, of course, she easily spotted the home.
"…Wow…" Was the only thing that the Irken managed to say, shaking her head and running to the door.
With a slightly shaking hand, she knocked upon the door and waited.
Down in the lab, Zim worked away at his next attempt to destroy all human life. "MIHAHAHAHAhahaha!"
He laughed, holding up a stick-like object. "I have done itttt"
"YAY IT!" GIR yelled next to him, looking up from the very interesting, to say the least, drawing he had been doing.
Zim looked at him irritably. "I thought I told you to go away. Stop bothering Zim!" He demanded.
"Awww… But… I was drawing a monkey and a piggy! They're friends" GIR smiled at cute, but stupid, smile he always does.
"GIR, why won't you ever listen to your master! OBEY ME!" Zim yelled, "OBEEEE-" He paused as the computer began to speak.
"…Um…. You know there's someone at the door, right?"
Zim blinked, "Someone at my door? GIR… Go answer it. Zim is too busy to bother with any filthy humans right now."
"Okie Dokie" Gir half-sang, skipping to the elevator.
Once the elevator reached the top, GIR emerged from the toilet misplaced in the kitchen and walked over to the door. Grinning from ear to ear, he opened it up and looked at Taiko. The Irken female looked down at him and blinked, "…What are you?" She asked suddenly.
"I'm GIR. It's nice ta meet 'cha!" GIR chirped, still smiling.
"Oh? So you're GIR… Zim's SIR unit… Then Zim must be here too, correct?" Taiko asked.
Gir nodded happily, "Yepyep. He's meh master! He's workin' in the lab 'ight now. I can go get him if ya waaaannnnnnnttttt…"
"Erm…. If you would, please." Taiko said, blinking, making a mental note that this SIR unit was totally insane.
GIR smiled, letting Taiko into the house. "You wait here. Watch this… It's got tacos on it. I loooove tacos."
After a moment of awkward silence, GIR skipped off to fetch Zim. Leaving Taiko in the living room, looking around curiously.
A few seconds later, GIR was in the lap. He skipped happily over to Zim and poked him.
"Master There someone here tooooo seeeee ya!" He sang.
Zim blinked. "Who is it? Zim is busy! BUSY!"
"It's a girl! A girly Irken." He said, giggling for some reason that Zim just couldn't understand.
"An Irken? …Here? Why?"
"I dunno… But she wants ta talk ta yooou!" Gir sang, giggling once more.
Zim muttered irritably under his breath. "I'd better go see what she wants… I guess." He muttered softly, going to the elevator.
After climbing out the toilet, Zim made his way into the living room, slightly surprised to see the Irken there; he had thought that GIR had been making it up, and had come up to make him shut up.
The female Irken blinked, looking over and seeing Zim. "Ah! You're here."
"What do you want from Zim?" He demanded, half-glaring at Taiko. "I am very busy with conquering the human worm-babies."
"Oh. Right. How rude of me." Taiko jumped up and bowed to Zim, " My name is Taiko and I need to talk to you, Great Invader Zim…"
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Author's notes again: Yay. Taiko finally met Zim. And everyone gonna be happy and they'll blow everyone up and...
No. I'm just kidding. xD; You'll hafta wait to see what happens... But there's Chinese food in the next chapter! And Dib. Isn't that uber?
So yah Plz review, or GIR will eat your brain x3
And, although you didn't help with this chapter XD, I want to thank you, Asterik (Since it won't let me put the other way I like to write your name in here,), for helping me write this story. I never coulda/woulda done it with out you. Luff you!
Teh Blaze Chan
