1Disclaimer: The character here do not belong to me blah blah but rather to Kishimoto, who doesn't provide enough fanservice damn him! Therefore I make no profit from this blah blah

A/N; ok... so this is for the twelve days challenge on the KakaIru LJ community.

Mmm oral fixation :d

Kakashi watched Iruka with a rather perverse interest from his half of the couch. Pretending to read the Icha Icha while his oblivious partner gave into the temptation of his sweet tooth for the holidays. Truly an evil little thing that chuunin lover of his was. Pretending to be so attentive to the scribble covered tests, tongue slipping teasingly along the striped candy. But no, Hatake Kakashi would not be fooled! No way could this show be innocent; could an eight-year-old's writing be more interesting then the pleasurable company of the great copy-nin?

Mismatched eyes studied every little subtle move, trained ears honed on every little soft noise. The schoolteacher's tongue ran out along the candy, a few short slow licks, before the striped stick would slide past the chuunins parted lips, over the top of that sharp little tongue slowly. soft lips sealed tightly around the offending sweet, mouth sucking gently while one hand moved it slowly in and out just a bit, sending another shiver down the tortured man's back. The slightest sigh of contentment from the cane shaped candy, the small wet noise as his warm mouth finally released it to look thoughtfully at a paper. That was it, the moment he decided the evil little man's plans should be put to a stop. He set the book down silently, crawling forward on the couch before gently snatching the papers from Iruka's hand.

Iruka blinked when the words he'd been reading over disappeared from his view, replaced by a intent looking jounin's face."Hey! I was in the midd–" His surprised objection were silenced by a finger being pressed to his mouth in a silencing motion.

"Shh... now now sensei. There's no need to play these games anymore is there? I'd thought we'd long since passed that point." He gave a satisfied smirk giving a mock sigh of annoyance. One of the schoolteacher's brows rose slowly, his face a mix of mild annoyance and utter bewilderment.

"...Kakashi... what the hell are you talking about?" He leaned back against the couches arm more, away from the smirking lazy sadist who was leaning in more and more.

"Oh please Ruka... that lovely little show you were putting on. Though I must admit it was a little cruel... or maybe you were just too shy? You know you can ask anytime.. I'd be more the willing to give it to you..."

"Display? What display? I was only grading papers!! Have you completely lost your mind?! G-get off!" He shoved at the stronger mans chest, who simply rolled his eyes and caught his wrists with ease, pinning them down at his side.

"You can stop playing innocent. Do you even actually have a sweet tooth, or was it simply another ploy to lure me into you enticing trap?" There was a moment of silence and realization before Iruka managed to jerk one hand loose from the others grip fast enough to surprise Kakashi a little. He pushed him off the couch completely in his

split-second of being off guard.

"Honestly, I can't believe you! It was just a candy cane!" He pushed off the couch, storming off to the bedroom, and slamming the door behind him.

"...Is that a no?" His answer was the door opening just long enough for a pillow and blanket to come flying at him.