"Hey guys lets start a glee club!" said Harry

"Shore and Donald Trump is my boyfriend" retorted Ginny

(Secretly she actually had a crush on Donald Trump) even though she was married to Harry Potter the man that had killed voldermort (Twice!)

"OK who's gonna be the teacher then ?" said Ron(ald)

"Professer Snape!" (they thought he was secretly madly in love with Dumbledore!)

"OK who the hell is gonna join a gay glee club at a magic school… that's McKinley job!" shouted Hermonie.

"Sorry I don't wanna sing"

"Hermonie can't sing Hermonie cannot sing

She only reads books she cant sing even if she was reading a how to sing book"

"Well that's our first song done!"said Draco

"When did you get here?" said Ginny

"5 minutes ago"

"Sectionals is Monday get ready"

Monday

"Were on next" said Draco

"The New Directions were brilliant we've got big competition!"

"Hermione can't sing

Hermione cannot sing

She only reads books

She couldn't sing even

If she was reading a how to draw book!"

"We won!" said said Ronald

"Off to Regionals we go" said Hermione

Tuesday

"Regionals is on Wednesday so what song are we doing Potter?" Questioned Snape

"Spells and scars" said Harry

"Why?"

"It doesn't matter Potter"

Wednesday

"We are the follower

Of He-Who-Must-Not-Be Named

And we Got The Dark Mark to

Prove our loyalty unashamed

We Are Your Neighbours

And Your Teachers

In Your Schools And Your Streets

We Are The Purity Of Something

Powerful And Elite

Boy You Got Some Nerve To Think

You've Got A Chance

To Take Down The Master

With His Infinite

Power And Conviction

To Our Noble Cause

So You'll Need More Than

Spells And Scars

(Instrumental)

We Got Experience That You Could

Only Wish You Had

And We Don't Care That You Got

Skills That Rival Your Old Man

Our Lord Master Did Away

With Him In Seconds Flat

And Then He Stuck It To Your Mother

All Lick-A-Dee-Splat

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)

We Don't Care What

The Prophecy Professed

(Hate Hate Hate Hate)

So Give Up , Cuz It's Over

No Last Requests

(Hate Hate Hate Hate)

It's Gonna Be A Wonderful Day

When Your Gone

(Hate Hate Hate Hate)

And All Will Knell To

The Great Lord Voldermort

(Chorus)

(Instrumental)"

"We Won!"

THE END