"Hey guys lets start a glee club!" said Harry
"Shore and Donald Trump is my boyfriend" retorted Ginny
(Secretly she actually had a crush on Donald Trump) even though she was married to Harry Potter the man that had killed voldermort (Twice!)
"OK who's gonna be the teacher then ?" said Ron(ald)
"Professer Snape!" (they thought he was secretly madly in love with Dumbledore!)
"OK who the hell is gonna join a gay glee club at a magic school… that's McKinley job!" shouted Hermonie.
"Sorry I don't wanna sing"
"Hermonie can't sing Hermonie cannot sing
She only reads books she cant sing even if she was reading a how to sing book"
"Well that's our first song done!"said Draco
"When did you get here?" said Ginny
"5 minutes ago"
"Sectionals is Monday get ready"
Monday
"Were on next" said Draco
"The New Directions were brilliant we've got big competition!"
"Hermione can't sing
Hermione cannot sing
She only reads books
She couldn't sing even
If she was reading a how to draw book!"
"We won!" said said Ronald
"Off to Regionals we go" said Hermione
Tuesday
"Regionals is on Wednesday so what song are we doing Potter?" Questioned Snape
"Spells and scars" said Harry
"Why?"
"It doesn't matter Potter"
Wednesday
"We are the follower
Of He-Who-Must-Not-Be Named
And we Got The Dark Mark to
Prove our loyalty unashamed
We Are Your Neighbours
And Your Teachers
In Your Schools And Your Streets
We Are The Purity Of Something
Powerful And Elite
Boy You Got Some Nerve To Think
You've Got A Chance
To Take Down The Master
With His Infinite
Power And Conviction
To Our Noble Cause
So You'll Need More Than
Spells And Scars
(Instrumental)
We Got Experience That You Could
Only Wish You Had
And We Don't Care That You Got
Skills That Rival Your Old Man
Our Lord Master Did Away
With Him In Seconds Flat
And Then He Stuck It To Your Mother
All Lick-A-Dee-Splat
(Chorus)
(Instrumental)
We Don't Care What
The Prophecy Professed
(Hate Hate Hate Hate)
So Give Up , Cuz It's Over
No Last Requests
(Hate Hate Hate Hate)
It's Gonna Be A Wonderful Day
When Your Gone
(Hate Hate Hate Hate)
And All Will Knell To
The Great Lord Voldermort
(Chorus)
(Instrumental)"
"We Won!"
THE END
