Scott Summers on Public Radio by Batman100
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Characters: Cyclops/Scott S. and Jean Grey
Scott makes a guest appearance on Casey Kasem's American Top 40 radio show. With the X-Men's deputy leader on radio, anything can happen!
"Jean! Get down here quick! He's on public radio!" Kitty screamed in delight as she and the others were circled around their boombox. "Alright already, I'm coming. Now who's on radio? Please don't say it's Scott." Jean pleaded. "Uh…a little ironic for that, Jean." Colossus said. "Oh boy. Well, this better be good, especially after that 'sitcom' fiasco last week." Jean grumbled. "Hey, don't blame yourself, Red. You were there with him, remember? The Salsa dance, the Mozzarella…eh what am I sayin'? He's with you, I'm stuck here with Rogue." Wolverine grunted as he massaged Rogue's shoulders. "So, Mr. Summers, you have been the talk of the town for the past 2 weeks. I mean, everyone was really amazed when you did that secret agent get-up. That was hardcore, man." Casey Kasem said over the radio speakers. "Thank you. I still have the tux. And I take it you recall the 'Revolutionary War' incident?" Scott asked laughing in amusement. "Of course. Recreating that scene where Mel Gibson charges onto the battleground with the American flag was 100% epic, dude. You should totally do your own version of The Patriot. Believe me, it'd be really awesome." Casey laughed. "Oh great. Here's our deputy leader chatting with one of the biggest radio personalities and spilling the beans about us getting involved in those shenanigans!" Bobby grunted as he was munching hungrily on a chicken leg while sitting very close next to Jean. "Yuck! Bobby, I really wish you would eat with your mouth closed, not open! Rogue, I think I'm gonna be sick." Jean groaned as she was turning green. "Isn't there anyone you like to dedicate this guest appearance to, Mr. Summers?" Casey asked as the X-Men listened in horror. "If he even says my name…" Jean growled. "Yes, I'd like to dedicate this to my girlfriend Jean Grey." Scott replied. "Now I'm really gonna be sick." Jean moaned then rapidly placed her hand over her mouth. "Colossus?" Rogue barked as the metallic giant stepped forward. "Get Ms. Grey to the closest bathroom immediately!" Kitty barked. But Colossus was too late as Jean already vomited over the once sparkly clean staircase. "That's better." Jean moaned before laying in Colossus' metal arms. "I will take Ms. Grey to her chambers and do as much medical work as I can." Colossus said reluctantly as he carried Jean up the stairs. "When we come back on American Top 40, our next performance includes a radio performance of "Summers are Forever" starring none other than Scott Summers as Agent XM1. "Jean's gonna want to hear this when she gets up." Rogue smiled.
I do not own X-Men: Evolution or Casey Kasem's American Top 40
