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Just The Beginning.

Going to college on the first day was always going to be fun at least that's what my mum had told me when I said I wanted to do the whole college university thing but I knew better I mean I was going to Round View! I got up, go dressed into my I love crap t-shirt and whacked on my favourite purple coat, grabbed an apple and cycled to school. We don't have a car since my mum got all environmentalist. I headed into the first assembly where we would be given our classes. I walk up onto the benches and hear some crude conversation from a goby looking prat.

"I've got so much cock hair, I can back comb it and use it like a lore" he said it with a smirk.

"Nice" When he turned to me I noticed that his face was as stupid as his comment. God, guys could be arseholes.

His voice went deep "Like a porcupine" Wow, he really just said that. What kind of idiots are they letting in this place?

"Right, your all prick" That shut him up.

"Toshe" He can't even speak.

"You mean touché?"

"Probably" God, what an arse why am I still talking to him?

"Tosser" I aimed at him as I sat down, I decided I would block him out just like all the other idiots in the this place.

I had zoned out when they had started the presentation until someone started making fart noises while the lady dragon was speaking. Turned out it was one of the other teachers, it couldn't of been funnier until some timid little woman read out the name "Emily Fitch" Great, then "Katie Fitch" perfect her and her bloody twin sister were in the same fucking school as me. It was bad enough in middle school.

They read out more names and I prayed I wasn't in the same class as them until she reached the end "Naomi Campbell" Yes that's my real fucking name! everyone started sniggering and laughing until it was said out load on the speakerphone I knew I had to out my hand up.

The prick in front who I know knew as James Cook turned back to be as was like hey Naomi now I get the anger management issues. Ha! "Only when I talk to wankers" He mentioned something about hitting him with a shoe and even though I'd really love to I just gave him my middle finger.

This was not going to be fun not only was Emily and Katie in the same class I had to put up with this idiot as well. I sighed and turned to look over my shoulder to find Emily staring straight at me. "Oh Christ, same fucking form!" I kept eye contact until she turned away because Katie was whispering in her ear Probably sniggering about what a big lesbian I was or something. Why couldn't Emily just tell her it was her that kissed me? I turned back to find her still staring at me.

I kept looking at her thinking about it. I mean did she know what confusion she put me through, I always wondered why she did it. I'm the only one that knows she's probably gay and still she hasn't even bothered to talk to me about it, she just left people believing it was me. Yet I would never tell anyone, its just not in my nature to go blabbing about stuff, I don't need people anyway, I became aware of Cook calling me babe trying to get my attention. Sorry I don't think so asswipe.

"Sorry, I'm not a babe."

"I'll be the judge of that" I wondered how exactly but he continued. "Guess what I got tattooed on my cock?" I just gave him an evil. "Go on guess, what would you say?" I just couldn't stomach seeing something that awful this early in the day.

"'Excuse me!" Dragon looked up "The boy next to me is acting inappropriately Wants to show me his tattoo, an' not in a nice way." They asked him to show everybody the tattoo and when he did I can quite honestly say I was disgusted. Chaos erupted in the hall, amazing what a tattoo on a guys cock can do especially if it's a woman sucking it, with her hands on his buttocks. The shy little teacher when berserk and tried every door to get out releasing all the balls from one of the cupboards. We did not need any more balls in here!

I remained in my seat and waited for things to settle down, until a massive drawn out fart came again from the speakerphone. Doug looking guilty as ever "I do apologise again."

I walked out of the assembly to lesson one of the day and wait you will never guess who happens to be in my class, Emily and Katie! Fantastic! I approach the classroom door which Katie was so nicely in the way of and heard her muffling something about a lezzer bitch, so I'm guessing she was talking about me. I saw Emily behind her just standing there like a lemon while she dissed me. This was not going to be any fun, pretty much like middle school when the twins managed to alienate everybody from me because I was a 'lesbian' who according to Katie jumped on Emily, when really it was the other way around.

"Excuse me" She moved out of my way telling the girl next her about how I jumped on Emily and suddenly I really was back in middle school except I wasn't going to let her win anymore. I went back up to her from behind.

"Watch out Katie, I might get confused and fuck you with my great big strap on by mistake." I looked them both up and down and walked into the classroom and sat down. I love politics so I couldn't wait for this class. All facts and figures, no confusion there.

It started and we were all asked to stand up say our names and a interesting fact about ourselves. It came to my turn, I stood

"I'm Naomi, I hate injustice, people tell lies about me." I aimed the last part at Emily and she knew it. Sitting back down I looked a her to be faced with a very guilty looking Emily, but she deserved it. Right?

This was going to be an interesting first day.


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