Blatherings: I need a break from Otherworld, and refuse to be engaged in anything worthwhile today, so I'm posting this bit of silliness I did awhile back. If you find it amusing, I have more. If you do not, I'm crushed... and will fling myself off of the nearest tall building.






AURON OUT-TAKE #1
Scene: Seymour's Mansion, Take 2


Director: and, ACTION

Seymour: I beg your pardon, we Guado are keen to the scent of the Farplane.

fade to camera right

Tidus: [walks up to Auron and sniffs him]

Auron: ENOUGH! [draws his sword and strikes Tidus with it, sending him headlong across the banquet table, food flying in all directions]

Director: CUT! CUT! Auron! You're just supposed to shove him, not overdrive him for crap sake!

Auron: I protest, I demand a re-write, this scene is undignified....

Director: [groans] Okay....that's a wrap for the day folks, let's get the banquet table set up again, and would someone please try to remove that kiwi from Tidus' forehead?

fade to black


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AURON OUT-TAKE #2
Scene: Fiend Attack on Luca Stadium, Take 14


Director: Cue the fiend!

Auron: [whips the arm of death from his robe and crouches in his prepare to die stance]

Fiend: [whimpers, loses control of its bowels, and falls dead at Auron's feet]

Director: CUT! Auron? Could you maybe be a little LESS dangerous looking? The fiends are refusing to come out of their trailer.