Blatherings: I need a break from Otherworld, and refuse to be engaged in anything worthwhile today, so I'm posting this bit of silliness I did awhile back. If you find it amusing, I have more. If you do not, I'm crushed... and will fling myself off of the nearest tall building.
AURON OUT-TAKE #1
Scene: Seymour's Mansion, Take 2
Director: and, ACTION
Seymour: I beg your pardon, we Guado are keen to the scent of the Farplane.
fade to camera right
Tidus: [walks up to Auron and sniffs him]
Auron: ENOUGH! [draws his sword and strikes Tidus with it, sending him headlong across the banquet table, food flying in all directions]
Director: CUT! CUT! Auron! You're just supposed to shove him, not overdrive him for crap sake!
Auron: I protest, I demand a re-write, this scene is undignified....
Director: [groans] Okay....that's a wrap for the day folks, let's get the banquet table set up again, and would someone please try to remove that kiwi from Tidus' forehead?
fade to black
************
AURON OUT-TAKE #2
Scene: Fiend Attack on Luca Stadium, Take 14
Director: Cue the fiend!
Auron: [whips the arm of death from his robe and crouches in his prepare to die stance]
Fiend: [whimpers, loses control of its bowels, and falls dead at Auron's feet]
Director: CUT! Auron? Could you maybe be a little LESS dangerous looking? The fiends are refusing to come out of their trailer.
AURON OUT-TAKE #1
Scene: Seymour's Mansion, Take 2
Director: and, ACTION
Seymour: I beg your pardon, we Guado are keen to the scent of the Farplane.
fade to camera right
Tidus: [walks up to Auron and sniffs him]
Auron: ENOUGH! [draws his sword and strikes Tidus with it, sending him headlong across the banquet table, food flying in all directions]
Director: CUT! CUT! Auron! You're just supposed to shove him, not overdrive him for crap sake!
Auron: I protest, I demand a re-write, this scene is undignified....
Director: [groans] Okay....that's a wrap for the day folks, let's get the banquet table set up again, and would someone please try to remove that kiwi from Tidus' forehead?
fade to black
************
AURON OUT-TAKE #2
Scene: Fiend Attack on Luca Stadium, Take 14
Director: Cue the fiend!
Auron: [whips the arm of death from his robe and crouches in his prepare to die stance]
Fiend: [whimpers, loses control of its bowels, and falls dead at Auron's feet]
Director: CUT! Auron? Could you maybe be a little LESS dangerous looking? The fiends are refusing to come out of their trailer.
