Twas a late night in June and everypony was getting their party on for the defeat of celestias twin sister, Luna. everypony was downstairs except for shatterbolt and twilight sparkle. Them two were getting their... "thang on" , if you catch my drift. All if a sudden the music stops and all everypony could hear was twilight moaning, YES, HARDER, HARDER. And the bed was rocking back and forth, back and forth. All of a sudden applebloom said... "What on earth is going on in there?" Shatterbolt heard this and screamed... IF YOU COME IN I WILL PERSONALLY MOUNT YOUR HEAD ON MY WALL! Applebloom heard this, and because she was right by the stairs, gets frightened and falls down the steps... BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. Then applejack ran up to her and said... Appebloom, say something. Ouch. She moaned. I dont feel too good. She said as she rubbed her head. Dammit shatter, no one cares that your having sex but be more careful when my sis is around! Applejack explained 20 minutes later when shatterbolt finally came out of the bedroom. Sorry apple, but your sis dont need to see what me and twi are doin in there. And besides, i have great news. Me and twi have talked and well, we might get married. WAIT WHAT?! Apple exclaimed and her heart shattering. We might anyway. Heh, man it feels just like yesterday that Me and my older sis darknor were playing ball at the park. WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT GET MARRIED?! Darknor boomed as twilight told her. Oh shit. Ya see, if we were gonna get married i would have told her after it happened. after all, i am the thing she has left related towards family. Darknor marches in. WHY THE BUCK DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED, MY OWN BROTHER WONT EVEN TELL ME WHATS GOIN ON IN HIS LIFE! She screamed. This is why i didnt tell you, sis. Darknor explained. I knew you would explode and thats why i didnt tell you about me and her. I am very disappointed in you for not telling me this, i mean, if something big happened to me i would tell you. sorry sis but i didnt want you to freak out like you just did like now.