A/N: Hi everyone! Long time no writing! I quickly rattled off this super short oneshot featuring Levi (and Eren)! Enjoy!

Obligatory warning for mature content, but you already got that from the rating didn't you?

Disclaimer: I do not own Attack on Titan nor any of its characters etc.


"Shhh…" the corporal hushed, pressing a slim finger to his lips. "They must never know." That same finger ran up and down smooth, silky sides. They… they understood him. There was some sort of profound bond there. Soul mates, as it were.

A faint, perhaps uncharacteristic blush crossed over Levi's cheeks. What they were doing felt… Well it was not wrong. And yet… there were some who would never understand. Who perhaps could never understand. A forbidden love, if you will.

One hand went to his cravat, skilfully unknotting it. The silky fabric slipped to the floor with a faint sound. Quiet enough that no-one else would hear.

Another hand went to his trousers, deftly unfastening them and tugging them down. Since time was of the essence here, he'd forsaken undergarments, even if it wasn't as clean as he would like. He couldn't afford to be caught.

Gently easing himself out, Levi inhaled deeply. That aroma was… intoxicating. It called to his very being and made every fibre of his body yearn for this. Slowly, ever so slowly, he eased himself in.

"Ah… yes…" he sighed, head tipping back and eyes falling shut. This was it… Absolute bliss.

SLAM.

Eren's eyes shot wide open. "C-Corporal?! What are you doing with the detergent?!"

"…Shit."