Prologue
The Tale From Long Ago
Hello. My name is Daniel Reid. And I am currently trying hard not to be found by the pastel coloured Unicorns and Pegasi. Yeah, pastel coloured Unicorns and Pegasi. Let me give you an idea of what has transpired over the last five years…
It all started when Equestria appeared in the Atlantic Ocean, right above Bermuda. It was the size of Iceland, the same shape too. At first, people were confused as too how a entirely new landmass could appear out of thin air.
When American and Canadian military planes went to check it out, they disappeared without a trace the second they flew over the new land. The people piloting them managed to take photos and send it back to the American and Canadian air bases. The results were shocking.
It looked fake, almost cartoonish. Something out of a girl's television show. Satellite photos show a pink barrier of sorts over the new land, stretching out of our atmosphere. A hole opened, and a golden carriage landed in Washington, on top of the White House. Inside was a cartoonish pony princess, and she spoke English, speaking with the U.S president.
She basically said that she would set up Conversion Bureau's to allow humans to transform into ponies, and that they come in peace. It seemed legit enough, and soon ponies migrated into human society. After the getting to know each other part, they set up the first Conversion Bureau in Washington. After getting the Washington DC mayor and U.S president's permission to build, half of Washington converted.
Since it was met with such success, more were built in New York, Atlanta, Boston and Miami. Those four were met with success, and more opened all over the world. So if the city has at least one hundred thousand, it had a bureau. And if it has over a million, it had multiple. New York had five, Tokyo had six… so on and so forth.
A business owner would get ponified, and everyone would get fired. Then they couldn't get a job, because every other business owner was ponified. And so his family has to get ponified to get a job and save his family.
And so half of humanity converted. But chaos came as celebrities ponified. First Justin Beiber converted, and millions of girls converted in an instant. The music world fell apart as Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, and all of the music celebrities converted.
The movie world followed soon after as Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and even Steven Spielberg converted. But the cry for the celebrities was not louder than Morgan Freeman. Luckily, his voice stayed through the process of converting.
The internet fell apart too. The internet exploded into a rage as PewDiePie, Smosh, and SkyDoesMinecraft converted. Soon there was only a few people like TheDiamondMinecart and Tobuscus were left to entertain us.
And then the countries fell. Poor countries like Algeria and war countries like Syria were left till there was only the President and a few others left. They soon converted, and New Zealand fell, and then Syria… Austria fell soon after.
Soon even the president of the United States converted. The prime minister took over Obama.
And then there was only two billion humans left still human, Queen Elizabeth sadly not one of them.
Then the ponies announced to the remaining humans that they were unfit and evil, and attacked them and force converting them.
Then there was only 100 million left.
Then there was only 50 million left.
Then there was 30 million left.
Then there was 10 million left.
Then there was 5 million left.
Then there was 1 million left.
Then there was 100,000 left.
Then there was 50,000 left.
Then there was 10,000 left.
Then there was 1,000 left.
Then there was 50 left.
Then there was 10 left.
And I, Daniel Reid, am one of them.
And I shall keep my humanity.
At.
Any.
Cost.
Any.
For I am Daniel Reid and I am still human.
