One Bleach

Well, would you look at that! I'm making a One Piece/Bleach crossover fanfic this time! Of course, you could probably figure that out by the title…see what I did there?

In case it's not obvious, there's going to be some similarities to my other fanfic Ninja Tail…you're probably familiar with that fanfic. But if you are, there's also going to be some differences…after all, this fanfic does take place elsewhere…

I hope you enjoy my latest fanfic!

Chapter 1: Flipping A Coin

Things had started off rather typical for the Straw Hat Pirates. They had successfully found some treasure in a nearby cave. Due to the fact that they didn't encounter any bloodthirsty pirates or the marines that would like to arrest them, things had gone rather smoothly.

However, they had encountered something that intrigued them.

At the moment, the crew consisted of Nami, Usopp, Zoro, Sanji, and last but certainly not least, Luffy himself.

"Hey! Look what I found, everybody!" exclaimed Luffy.

"What is it?" inquired Nami.

"It's a coin!" bellowed the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"A coin? That's it?" inquired Sanji.

"I'm sure there were loads of coins in that treasure chest we found…" pointed out Zoro.

"What's so special about this one?" questioned Usopp.

"Well, there was a piece of paper in the treasure chest…it said that we can use it to trade places with someone else." answered Luffy.

"Trade places with someone else?" inquired Nami.

"It sounds like fun!" bellowed the Straw Hat Pirate captain.

"I'm not so sure that this is a good idea…" questioned the female pirate.

"You sure you want to test it out?" questioned Zoro.

"Of course I am!" exclaimed Luffy.

"Um, Luffy…" murmured Sanji.

"Here I go!" exclaimed the Straw Hat Pirate.

Immediately, he flipped the coin.

Suddenly, he disappeared in a burst of light.

"Where did he go?" inquired Nami.

"This can't be good…" noted Sanji.

"What was he thinking?" questioned Usopp.

Meanwhile…

Ichigo had gotten home after a long day of work…which of course involved slaying Hollows.

Personally, he was wondering when Rukia was going to get her powers back…it felt like it was taking forever.

It felt kind of awkward having her live in his closet, to be honest.

Adding to that, she was attending the same class as he was…and she was sitting right next to him.

She was starting to feel like a stalker.

On the other hand, it would be rather nice if he had a girlfriend.

Sure enough, his younger sisters Karin and Yuzu were there to greet him.

"What took you so long?" inquired Karin.

"I'm so happy you're home, brother!" bellowed Yuzu.

"I'm glad that I made it home too…those Hollows can be vicious." nodded Ichigo.

"I'll say." agreed Karin.

Sure enough, Yuzu began to hug him.

Suddenly, Ichigo disappeared in a burst of light.

"Huh? Where did our brother go?" asked Yuzu.

"This can't be good…" noted Karin.

Meanwhile at the Going Merry…

"Where did Luffy go? Was he vaporized?" questioned Sanji.

"I sure hope not." answered Luffy.

"Whose going to be our captain now?" inquired Usopp.

"Well, Luffy did make me second-in-command…" said Nami.

"Really? I thought I was…." answered Zoro.

"Well, apparently he thought I was the lady for the job." answered the orange-haired pirate.

Suddenly, there was another burst of light.

"Huh? Where am I?" questioned Ichigo.

Immediately, the Straw Hat Pirates gasped in shock. They were not expecting that, to say the very least.

"Who are you?" asked Usopp.

Curious, he looked around, and noticed that he was on a pirate ship.

"Am I dreaming?" inquired Ichigo.

"I'm starting to ask that question myself." answered Nami.

"That still doesn't answer my question…" said the substitute Shinigami.

"You're in the Grand Line…or in other words, the middle of the ocean." explained Zoro.

"The middle of the ocean?" inquired Ichigo.

Curious, he looked around, and noticed the expanses of water nearby.

"Oh, that's right…I'm on a pirate ship." remembered the Shinigami.

"Got that right." nodded Usopp.

"Wait…you're not going to make walk the plank, are you?" inquired Ichigo.

"Why would we do that?" questioned Sanji.

"I was just wondering." answered the Shinigami.

"I wonder where Luffy went off to…" said Nami.

Meanwhile at the Kurosaki residence…

"Where'd our big brother go?" inquired Yuzu.

"He better be back by dinnertime." answered Karin.

Suddenly, there was a burst of light, and Luffy appeared out of nowhere.

"Whoa! Where am I?" asked Luffy.

"Big brother, is that you? You look…different." said Yuzu.

Karin was not amused by the turn of events.

Immediately, she grabbed Luffy by the vest and began to interrogate him.

"Alright, who are you and what have you done to Ichigo?" asked Karin.

"Whose Ichigo?" inquired Luffy.

"He's my older brother…who you abducted!" exclaimed the only female in her soccer team.

"I may be a pirate…but I'm not really into that kind of thing." stated the pirate.

"Pirate?" questioned the soccer player.

"Sweet! I'm fangirling already!" bellowed Yuzu.

Karin raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah…I've got my own pirate ship and my own pirate crew…and I get the feeling that it's going to expand before too long." said Luffy.

"Awesome!" bellowed Yuzu.

"This is getting weird…" noted Karin.

"Wait, where is my crew anyway?" inquired the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates.

Immediately, he began to look around, and felt rather confused.

"Where did they go?" questioned Luffy.

"Maybe they were one of your deluded fantasies?" asked Karin.

"What? Don't be crazy! They're real!" bellowed the pirate.

"I wish I were a pirate!" bellowed Yuzu.

Curious, Luffy realized that none of his crew were anywhere in sight.

Not only that, but he was no longer on his pirate ship.

"Huh…that coin really did make me switch places with someone else…" thought Luffy.

"Well, if you see my brother, tell him that Rukia was looking for him…" said Karin.

"Whose Rukia?" inquired the pirate.

"A teenage girl that likes to stalk Ichigo…" explained Uryu.

Sure enough, Rukia came downstairs.

"Alright, Ichigo…it's time for you to go Hollow hunting again…" said Rukia.

"Huh?" questioned Luffy.

"Wait a minute…you're not Ichigo!" exclaimed the former Shinigami.

"I still have no idea who he is…" stated the pirate.

Curious, Rukia began to approach him.

"Who are you?" questioned Rukia Kuchiki.

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy!" bellowed Luffy.

"Alright, Luffy…if you're not Ichigo…who's going to fight the Hollows?" questioned Rukia.

"The Hollows?" inquired Luffy.

"I've probably already said too much…" noted the teenage girl.

"Are those the mask-wearing creatures that are outside?" questioned the pirate.

"Huh?" inquired Rukia.

Sure enough, there were a few Hollows outside the building.

"Om nom nom nom!" bellowed one of the Hollows.

"I'm hungry for souls!" exclaimed another Hollow.

"I want cookies! Cookies with souls!" shouted yet another Hollow.

"Hmm…it appears that you're one of the lucky few that can see Hollows…even if you're not a Shinigami." acknowledged Rukia.

"Welcome to our world!" exclaimed Uryu.

"This is getting really strange…" noted Karin.

"I'll say." nodded Rukia.

"They sure look evil…" acknowledged Luffy.

"That they are. You wouldn't happen to have fighting prowess, now would you?" inquired the ex-Shinigami.

"Well, I can stretch my arms pretty far…" noted the pirate.

Immediately, he stretched out his arm, causing Yuzu and Karin to gasp.

"Er…where did you get those kind of powers?" questioned Rukia.

"I ate a Devil Fruit!" exclaimed Luffy.

"A Devil Fruit?" questioned Karin. She had never heard of it. Maybe Inoue Orihime used it in her cooking?

"Are you a Satanist?" inquired Yuzu.

"A Satanist?" questioned the pirate.

"So…are you any good at combat?" asked Rukia.

"Well, I've gotten into lots of fights before…" answered Luffy.

"Really? Would you be interesting in helping us out then?" inquired the teenage girl.

"Sure…what do you need help with?" asked the pirate.

"Well, I was hoping that you could help us take care of some of the Hollows…if we leave them alone for too long, they're going to start eating people's souls…and that won't be good for anyone." pointed out Rukia.

"I'm not exactly looking forward to that. I kind of like my soul." continued Karin.

"Aah! Don't let them eat me!" screamed Yuzu.

"When you put it that way…how can I refuse?" questioned Luffy.

"I'm glad you're onboard then. I'll just use my soul-removing glove and you can start fighting." said Rukia.

"Won't removing my soul kill me?" inquired the pirate.

"Not with this kind of glove." answered the former Shinigami.

Immediately, Rukia use the glove to remove Luffy's soul…who was now basically a ghost.

"Should I start haunting houses? I am a ghost now…" inquired Luffy.

"If you do that, we're calling the Ghostbusters." warned Karin.

"But we don't know their phone number!" pointed out Yuzu.

"Remind me to check the phone book…" stated Yuzu's older sister.

"You can do that later. Go out and kill some Hollows for me, will you? We need their souls in the Soul Society and not out here where they'll cause trouble…" stated Rukia.

"You can count on me!" exclaimed Luffy.

Immediately, Luffy went outside and began to attract the Hollow's attention.

"Yoohoo! Over here!" bellowed the pirate.

Sure enough, the Hollows wanted to eat him.

"I hope he tastes like chicken…" thought one of the Hollows.

Fortunately for Luffy, he was more than capable of defending himself. Already, he was starting to shatter the Hollow's masks, causing them to disappear and head towards Soul Society.

"Yay! Way to go, Luffy!" bellowed Yuzu.

"Is he made of rubber or something?" inquired Karin. She was a bit surprised that Luffy could stretch that far.

"So far, so good." stated Rukia.

Suddenly, one of the Hollows snuck behind Luffy.

"Um, Luffy…" murmured the former Shinigami.

"What?" asked Luffy.

Sure enough, the Hollow began to swallow him whole.

"Nooooo!" screamed Yuzu.

"Well, his career as a Shinigami was awfully short-lived…" noted Karin.

Rukia sighed. Perhaps making him a substitute Shinigami in Ichigo's stead wasn't such a good idea.

However, as it turned out, they had nothing to worry about.

Suddenly, the Hollow spat out Luffy.

"Ugh! He tastes like burnt rubber!" bellowed the unfortunate Hollow, who was coughing and gagging.

This gave Luffy the opportunity to punch the Hollow in the face and shatter his mask.

"Huh. Luffy might actually be better at this than Ichigo is." thought Rukia. Ichigo always had to worry about being consumed whenever he slaughtered Hollows, as good of a substitute Shinigami he may be.

"Does his soul really taste like burnt rubber?" questioned Karin.

"Yay! Way to go, Luffy!" bellowed Yuzu. At this rate she was going to be Luffy's number one fangirl…which was really saying something.

"Am I done?" asked Luffy.

"I think so…the other Hollows are fleeing for the hills." said Rukia.

"I want my mommy!" screamed a Hollow as he ran away.

"Do Hollows even have mommies?" questioned Karin.

"Well, I suppose they did in their previous lives…" noted Yuzu.

"Yes! I am the champion!" bellowed Luffy.

"Well, don't be too proud of yourself just yet. People die every single day." answered Rukia.

"Why does Karakura Town have such a high mortality rate?" inquired Karin.

Yuzu shrugged. They needed better health care services, it seemed.

"Well, I hope you enjoy your new home…you're probably going to be here for a while." stated the former Shinigami.

"Can he stay in Ichigo's room? Please please please!" exclaimed Yuzu.

"But what about our dad?" inquired Karin.

"Didn't you say that he was out of town in the moment?" questioned Rukia.

"Oh yeah…he said that he was busy." noted the soccer player.

"That's a relief. He'd flip if he found out his son was all the way in another world!" exclaimed Yuzu.

"Speaking of which, I hope that my crew is doing alright without me. How could they call themselves the Straw Hat Pirates without me and my hat?" questioned Luffy.

Suddenly, Yuzu took Luffy's hat away from him.

"Look at me! I'm a pirate!" bellowed Yuzu.

"Hey! Give that back!" demanded Luffy.

Immediately, Luffy began to chase after Yuzu.

"I'm going to miss my brother…but at least having Luffy around is nice." thought Karin.

Still, she wondered what exactly had happened to Ichigo. Was he going to be alright?

Meanwhile on the Going Merry…

"So, who exactly are you guys?" inquired Ichigo.

"I'm Nami, the ship's navigator." stated Nami.

"I'm Zoro, the ship's swordsman." continued Zoro.

"I'm Sanji, the ship's cook…who is going to have a day off now that Luffy is gone…" noted Sanji.

"And I'm Usopp, the ship's sniper…" finished Usopp.

"It's interesting meeting you guys…I'm Ichigo Kurosaki." stated Ichigo.

"Pleased to meet you." said Nami, shaking Ichigo's hand.

Suddenly, they heard something that alarmed them.

"We have you surrounded! Reach for the sky!" bellowed a marine.

"Not these guys again…" said Nami.

"Who are these guys?" questioned Ichigo.

"They're the marines…they've been trying to arrest us since forever…" stated Zoro.

"Why would they want to arrest you?" inquired the Shinigami.

"Did we mention we're wanted criminals?" asked Usopp.

"Wait, what?!" exclaimed Ichigo.

"Yeah…we're not exactly on the right side of the law." pointed out Nami.

"Well, this is just great. They're probably going to think I'm one of you and slip handcuffs on my wrists…" noted Ichigo.

"Can you help us out?" inquired the cat burglar.

"Why would I want to help out wanted criminals?" questioned the substitute Shinigami.

"Please! I don't want to go to jail!" exclaimed Usopp.

"Their cooking is terrible!" bellowed Sanji.

"They'll confiscate my sword!" screeched Zoro.

"And they'll sell me into slavery because of how sexy I am!" screamed Nami.

Ichigo sighed. They were surprisingly good at persuasion.

"Alright, alright. I'll give you a hand…" stated the substitute Shinigami.

"Is there anything about you that could help us?" questioned the cat burglar.

"Well, I happen to be good with a blade." answered the substitute Shinigami.

"Then it's a good thing I brought a spare." noted Zoro.

Immediately, Zoro handed Ichigo a blade so that he could defend himself from the marines.

Sure enough, they were beginning to board the ship.

"Here they come!" warned Nami.

Ichigo sighed. This was going to be a long and crazy day.

Well, I hope you liked this introductory chapter…as usual, I decided to put in my own brand of humor into the fanfic…that's what you like best about my fanfics, am I right?

In the next chapter, Luffy's going to become a new student at Karakura High School…and he's going to meet a certain girl with a big…smile.

Can you guess who it is?

See you next time…if this fanfic gets attention, that is.