E/O Challenge: Lap
Word Count: 100 on the fugly nose
Dedicated to deangirl1 because I like her. And Alec. And there are cute furry things in here.
"You finish it, Sam."
"What? These aren't rabbits. They're bloodthirsty, omnivorous fuglies. Dude, they ate that man's feet."
Dean glared at him. "I know! I just… need something from the car." He stalked toward the road.
"Sure thing. No problem. Leave it in my lap." He called out in a sing-song voice, "I'm going to tell Bobby that you couldn't kill a cute widdle monster."
Dean yelled back. "They're bunnies!"
"They're Wolpertingers. Horns, wings, big teeth…" he pantomimed fangs.
"Look like bunnies."
"Wanna Wolpertinger foot for luck?"
"Sam—don't!"
"I won't. They won't feel a thing."
"Promise?"
"I promise, Dean."
Post script A/N: I didn't make up Wolpertingers. They are at least as real as jackalopes, which makes them pretty gosh darn real here in SPN World. Google them - horns, wings, and cute as little, ahem, bunnies. Eating people's feet off - well that part was my invention.
Thanks for reading.
