Joseph's crossovers
Master chief vs dracula
Rain drops beat against his visor. The blood of the covenant splattered aggainst the cold metal of his MJOLNIR battle armor. Keeping his aim steady and his eyes fixed, he creeps behind the back of a rock face opposite of an enemy fortress.
"Cortana, I've arrived at the destination. Can you prep an evac for me? I have a feeling I'm gonna have to leave in a hurry."
"Understood, chief. Evac is already on the way. ETA is 20 minutes. Clear them out and prepare for pick up."
The chief peeks his head out from behind the formation and spots a lone elite making his way from the base entrance. The chief dispatches him quietly and lays his mangled corpse gently in the shadows.
Approaching the door of the base, the chief notices blood oozing out from underneath it. "Someone is here.", he says, pressing his hand against the metallic frame. "Someone other than covenant. No need to be silent." In one swift motion master chief punches the door in, and it collapses in show of sparks and electrical noise. Chief carefully steps over the door and the freshly crushed grunt under it. Around him lay dead covenant soldiers. Aside from the grunt he just killed, the rest were taken out by mysterious wounds to the neck.
"Who could of done this?" said master chief in self-narrative sort of way.
"It t'was me." said a voice behind the chief.
The chief spun around to see a slim man with dark hair and a black cape. His eyes were red and his fangs were dripping wet saliva.
"Who are you?" grunted the chief.
"Count Dracula." replied the man. "I have waited millenia to engage one such as yourself."
And with that Dracula slung a kick into master chiefs left side. The kick caught the chief off guard and sent him spinning into a nearby wall. Master chief glanced down at himself. The kick had actually managed to crack his armor. The chief secured a plasma rifle laying on the ground and attempted to aim at the vampire standing away from him. But before he could pull the trigger the man was on top of him. His face inching its way towards his neck, ready to sink its fangs in.
CRACK! The chief headbutts the vampire and flipjumps over him. Holding the rifle at center mass, he lets a full ten blasts of plasma into the dark creature and it falls over.
Satisfied, the chief begins making his way towards the door.
"You...You can't kill me Master Chief."
Master chief turns to find the vampire standing calmly, adjusting his shirt cuffs.
"I'm already dead."
The master chief aims a shot, and lets it go, but the vamp ducks out of the way. The caped villian grabs an assualt rifle from the floor and emerges in a spectale of fully-automatic fire. This quickly depletes master chiefs ballistic shielding and the vampire moves in for the kill. Before the chief can make a move Dracula crunches his teeth through the neck of his suit. Blood trickles down and the chief feels the life leaving his body.
But he does not die.
With an almost supernatural display of strength, the master chief picks the vampire over his head. The vampire lets out a scream as he is ripped in half, and black entrails spew over the injured chief. He then trys to stand but he has lost too much blood. He passes out into unconsiousness as the evac team arrives.
"Is he dead" says a medic.
"Nah, the Spartans are top notch. He can't die! He is just sleeping, thats all."
"Sleeping on the job?" asks the medic
"Well maybe- what the!" The chief awakens and is suddenly upright. He lets out an inhuman roar as he devours the entire evac team.
The end.
Written By Joseph white.
