I've been on a Lord of the Rings craze lately. And so I thought…what would ever happen if Sméagol and Gollum ever fell in love?

I don't own Lord of the Rings. It is a piece of work much more wonderful than my own. (Most things are…thank the good Lord. XD) I don't own Sméagol/Gollum either. (It would be pretty funny if I did, though.)

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Sméagol loved the water. Not because it's cold, or because it has fish in it. No, it's because the water contained something even more precious to him, more precious than the precious the filthy hobbitses have in their grasps.

He bent down by the riverside and started to drink. The cold, clean water went down his throat and refreshed him. Sméagol splashed the water a little bit, and then was welcomed by his reflection.

"Hello, Preciousss…" the reflection said.

Sméagol started to squint his eyes. "Is that you, my love?"

The reflection stared back, lovingly. "Yes it is, Preciousss…Gollum!"

Sméagol squealed in joy. "Yaysss!" He dived into the water, looking for his lover, but he was nowhere to be found. When he resurfaced, he yelled out, "Precious? Where are you?"

"I is in your head, Preciousss…" Gollum said.

"Really?" Sméagol asked.

"We wills always be together…we will." Gollum replied.

Sméagol smiled. He felt warmth, like he does when he's holding his precious ring. "Ever since I lost my precious, I fell into despair." Sméagol thought. "However, once I found my Preciousss, though…we, we found that we loves each other from the bottom of our hearts. And now, we must take back our baby precious to make our family complete. Yessss..."

"How is we going to get our precious back?" Gollum asked?

"I…I don't know." Sméagol replied.

"We kills the hobbitses, then take the precious for our own!" Gollum exclaimed.

"Do we have to do it now?" Sméagol asked.

"Not necessarily, my love." Gollum replied. "But why does you ask?"

"I want to spend some time with you firsts." Sméagol blushed. "I means it."

Sméagol went back to the side of the river. He saw his love and stared at him. The dark eyes began to enrapture him, pulling him into the depths of the water. Gollum was beautiful inside and out, and Sméagol loved him for it. He bent down to give him a kiss. The kiss was cold and refreshing, kind of like ice water. In fact, the two have never felt happier at that moment.

He sat back down at the edge of the river and stared at his love some more.

Sméagol sighed, lovingly. "We are looking through the eyes of love, we are."

Gollum stared straight back."Yes, my Preciousss…this love is so right. Thank you for believing in it for so long."

Yawning, Sméagol turned to his side and stretched. "I couldn't live without you by my side. Wills you be here tomorrow?"

"Yes, of course. Then tomorrow, we can kills the hobbitses and reclaim our baby precious too."

Sméagol wrapped his arms around himself and fell asleep. As he was falling asleep, he thought, "He's so warm. I wish it can be like this forever."

Everything seemed a bit happier in the world at that moment.

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The End.