Let's Get Serious

Dipper was reading his journal, and is looking through the pages with a blacklight that he got over the internet. The blacklight allowed him to see things written in the journal that he never saw before, such as a way to keep gnomes away from your house, or how to tame your own shadow. "Man, this is so awesome. I have to write this stuff down," Dipper said as he grabbed a pen and paper. He was about to write something down, when something crashed into his room.

"YAAAAAHHH! RANDOM PARTY FOR NO REASON!" Mabel shouted, which surprised Dipper. In fact, it surprised him so much that he dropped his blacklight on the floor, which caused it to break. Dipper and Mabel then looked at the floor and at each other. "Mabel! What the hell are you doing!? You just ruined my chance to get the secrets from my journal!" Dipper shouted at Mabel. "I'm sorry Dipper. I just wanted to have a little party," Mabel said. "Why!? You saw that I was busy, and yet you walk in here making noise!" Dipper argued, still angry. "Dipper, relax. You can just get another one," Mabel said before she left. Dipper just massaged his head to heal himself from his headache.

The next night…

Dipper was on the roof chair that Wendy had put on the roof. Dipper was on the roof so that he can see a rare comet, called the Star Gazer comet. The Star Gazer only comes around once every 3,890 years, and Dipper had everything ready so that he wouldn't be able to miss the comet. He had snacks, drinks, and even a bottle in his pants so that he wouldn't need to go to the bathroom. 'Only one minute until the comet comes. I can't wait!' Dipper thought.

Dipper then turned around to double check if he had everything. Just then, he felt something on his lips. That something was Mabel's pet pig, Waddles. "AH! Mabel, why is Waddles kissing me?" Dipper asked. "Oh, me and Waddles were playing truth or dare, and I dared Waddles to kiss you. And, he did it! God job Waddles!" Mabel explained before cheering Waddles. "Mabel, that was disgusting. Don't do that again alright?" Dipper asked. "OK, and by the way, Dipper, what is that thing behind you?" Mabel asked before pointing behind Dipper.

"What are you talking about?" Dipper asked before he turned around, and saw the comet leaving his line of sight, and went back into the sky. Dipper just stared at the sky with shock in his eyes, while Mabel was still curious. "Whoa! What was that!?" Mabel asked, not noticing Dipper twitching in an attempt to try and control his anger. "Do you want to know what that was Mabel?" Dipper asked, with a lot of honey on his voice to try and mask his anger. "Yeah!" Mabel responded. "That was a comet called the 'Star Gazer', and now I have to wait another 3,890 years to see that comet again," Dipper said in a passive aggressive tone. But, Mabel didn't seem to pick it up. "Wow that sounds like a slow comet. Well, me and Waddles have a game of truth or dare to get back to," Mabel said before picking Waddles up and going back into the house, leaving Dipper there, wishing that he had seen that comet.

The next morning…

Dipper came downstairs to the kitchen to get some breakfast. He just wanted to forget the fact that he will never see the comet again. When he got his favorite cereal out of the pantry, he found that the box was empty. "Hey, who ate the last of the Fruity Puffs?" Dipper asked. He then saw Mabel wearing a bunch of necklaces and bracelets with her friends, out of the Fruity Puffs.

"Mabel!" Dipper shouted. Mabel turned around and smiled. "Hey, bro! Look, we're making jewelry out of the cereal! Don't they look great?" Mabel asked shoving her work in Dipper's face. Dipper just growled at her and took the necklace out of her hand and began eating it before walking off. Mabel just looked at him walking away with a look of confusion on her face. "Sheesh, what's his problem?" Mabel asked before she went back to talking to her friends.

Meanwhile, Dipper had finished the necklace, and went into the living room, where his Gruncle Stan watching TV. Dipper let out a loud sigh of frustration, causing Stan to look up from the TV, seeing Dipper looking frustrated. "Hey kid, something wrong?" Stan asked pretending to be interested. "Mabel has just been annoying me a lot more than usual lately. I wish there was a way to make her act less…erratic. You know, try and make her act a little more mature," Dipper told his Gruncle. "Well, why don't you look in that book you have," Stan told him, just wanting to get back to his show. Dipper then smiled as he got a figurative light bulb above his head. "Gruncle Stan, that's a great idea!" Dipper said as he rushed to hi room. Stan just shrugged and went back to watching his show.

When Dipper went into his room, he locked the door and pulled his journal out. "There has to be something in here," Dipper said to himself while flipping the pages. He then came across a page that looked promising. "Hmmm…a suppressor fluid, huh?" Dipper said curiously as he read it. Apparently, this "suppressor fluid" had the ability to relax someone's crazier emotions and make them calm. Dipper also found that the page had the recipe for the suppressor fluid. Apparently, all he needed was ice, ripe strawberries, cinnamon, and a special kind of slime that exists only in the forests of Gravity Falls.

20 minutes later…

Dipper came back with the slime, and took it to the kitchen. He got the blender out and put the slime in it. He then got some ice and strawberries and put that into the blender as well. He looked all over the house for some cinnamon, but couldn't find any. "Oh well, it's probably just an extra thing. Not important at all," Dipper told himself as he started blending the ingredients. When it was done, it looked like a strawberry smoothie. Dipper smiled and went to Mabel. "Hey Mabel, I wanted to give you a smoothie I made," Dipper said as he handed the smoothie to her. Mabel looked at it and her eyes sparkled. "Thanks Dipper! It looks delicious!" Mabel said as she took the smoothie and drank it in one fell swoop. After a few moments, Dipper asked "So, how do you feel?" "Ow! I think I have a brainfreeze!" Mabel shouted before going to try and heal her brainfreeze. Dipper kicked the wall in frustration. "Dammit!" Dipper cursed as he walked off.

Later that night…

Dipper was trying to sleep, he really needed it. Mabel had been interrupting his reading all day, and he just wanted some sleep. "I'll try that recipe again tomorrow," Dipper said before he went to sleep. Had he stayed awake for a few seconds longer, he would have seen Mabel glowing a faint pink in her sleep.

Well, 1t chapter done. This is based on a piece of art by nerdsman567 on Deviantart called Goth Mabel, and the artist let me use the story for a fanfiction. So, give her some credit. This is going to be multi chapter, so be on the look out.