Disclaimer: I do not own them.

Summary: School would have been so much more enjoyable.

A is for Anger - How Dietrich feels every time the Rat Patrol outsmarts him.

B is for Best Friends - The entire Rat Patrol are best friends with each other.

C is for Captain Boggs - The Rat Patrol's commanding officer.

D is for Dietrich - The Rat Patrol's honorable but cunning adversary.

E is for English - Moffitt is the only English member of the Rat Patrol.

F is for Friendly - The Rat Patrol is quite friendly with the local Arabs. (Thanks to Moffitt's fluent Arabic.)

G is for Girls - They just flock to Hitch.

H is for Hitch - He always chews bubblegum.

I is for Injuries - Hitch must have set a world record.

J is for Jeeps - The real heroes of the team.

K is for Kindness - The world needs more of it.

L is for Linguist - Moffitt is fluent in three languages.

M is for Moffitt - He's with the Royal Scot Greys.

N is for Nurses - They know Hitch by name.

O is for One - That's not how teamwork works.

P is for Pettigrew - Tully's unknown last name.

Q is for Quote - "Let's shake it."

R is for Rescue - Troy always rescues them from the Germans.

S is for Sane - It's a miracle Dietrich's still sane.

T is for Troy - The Rat Patrol's fearless leader.

U is for University - Moffitt got a PhD from Cambridge.

V is for Vital - Each of them are a vital part of the team.

W is for Work - They work hard to stop the Germans.

X is for X-Ray - Hitch needs one often.

Y is for You - Never forget World War II.

Z is for Zoom - Their jeeps zoom over the dunes.