Disclaimer: Who the hell would want to own Twilight!?!?!
And, we're back! But this time, it's with a Twilight hating fic! Yay for hating Twlight!
1.) Place Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie in a giant hamster ball.
2.) Make them roll on the rail road tracks in the hamster ball while a train is coming.
3.) Dress Edward up as a fish.
4.) Proceed to sell Edward to a sushi bar.
5.) Have Bella order sushi at the sushi bar you sold Edward to.
6.) Video tape what happens next.
7.) See if Edward can get a sunburn.
8.) Force Edward to eat "magical" mushrooms.
9.) Have Emmett think he's an evil mathematician.
10.) Make Rosalie admit to being a Barbie girl.
11.) Have Alice call Bella an "Evil troll bitch from hell"
12.) Convince Jasper he's a rock.
13.) Have Charlie go through with his threat to shoot Edward.
14.) Sick a horde of cockroaches on Bella.
15.) Have Edward admit that he gave birth to a dumpster baby….AKA Emmett.
16.) Hang Carlisle on a flag pole on a hot summer day.
17.) Sick Chowder (from Cartoon Network's Chowder) on Bella.
18.) Teach a Furby to cuss at Edward.
19.) Put Edward in a dumpster, cement it shut, then drop it at the bottom of the Atlantic Ridge.
20.) Then place the Furby in with Edward.
21.) Place Emmett in a tutu.
22.) Proceed to place Edward in same tutu.
23.) While Emmett is still in it.
24.) Proceed to video tape the result.
25.) Post the video on You Tube.
Review, please. There are going to be more chapters after this one, so...about six chapters of this fic. Hooryas!
