Harry came into Dublelock's office and closed the door. Dumblelock removed his pants and showed his crooked penis to him. "What the hell, dumblelock?" Harry yelled and then Dumblelock said "Harry ma boy, relax, you gonna get raped." "No, Dublelock dont rape me please. " begged Harry Pothead but the crooked penis was being raised slowly. " Harry ma boy, I am gay and so many years, it's impossible not to notice dat ass, Harry m' boy!" explained Dumblelock, and stroked his silvery beard. "What are you doing here?" Mcgonnagal interrupted. She was naked as well. Her vagina was pierced. "WoW" said Harry Potter. "Mcgonagal came to join?" asked Dumblelock slowly. "Yes, I came to see the spectacle - but since you will only need his bottom, can I take the front meat?" she asked. "Whatever mcgonalds" dublelock said - mcgonalds wad short for mcgonagal. "Stay away you two, I've got a gun" said Harry. "Guns aren't allowed here dude?!" said Dumblelock. "Yeah, but you allow magic sticks who can cast Avada Kedavra from a huge range infinite times without the need for ammo and reloading, SREW YOU" answered Harry. "Talking about magic sticks.." said Albus Doublelock. "...it's time to ride yours." completed mcgonagal "Hey, leave something for my slughorn!" said Professor Slughorn. He removed his clothes and revealed his disgusting penis which was shaped like a horn, along with two testicles which looked like rolled slugs, complete with slime dripping from the edges. "What the.." said Harry "Look, I am the potions professor, and this is what happens when you drink a potion which was mixed with the wrong ingredients." he explained "I had no luck with my sexual life for years with that thing.." "No wonder." answer Harry smartly "But this is about to change. When I heard that they were planning to ambush you for raep aka have sex with you without your voluntary contenst, I jumped right in!" Slughorn said "How does it feel having that as your dick?" asked Harry coolly "How does it feel that you are about to lose your anal virginity by that dick?" answered slughorn with an evil smile that revealed his rotten teeth. "Are all of you old perverted weirdos with weird genitals?" "Yes, and you are our chosen one" said Dumblelock "You're lucky you haven't met Salazar Slytherin, back at his time. His was so big that he gave a name to a Hoghwarts house." said Mcgonagal, reciting to the history of Hogwarts that she so well knew. Harry interrupted her. He had a NOPE face. "Enough with the puns! Just finish it already!" "I agree with the boy, my slughorn hungers." said Professor Slughorn. "Ok, slughorn - fellatio me" ordered Doublelock "I need natural lube to get into the boys tight ass. Plus, your teeth are already rotten." "Screw you" yelled slughorn and he began to suck off doublelock. "Ok, I'm outta here" said Harry and he opened the door and left.
