AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm 13, and this is my first fan fic story. I also love AU stories. If I want canon, I'll stick to the real books. I hope you enjoy my story. Please let me know what you think. But don't leave reviews with suggestions or telling me how to write my story. I've been writing for over 100 years and don't need the advice of amateurs. I was Walt Whitman in a previous life, so I already know how to write.

The Uprising

By FanFictionDefender

Chapter One

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there lived a planet of cats. Not just any cats…warrior cats. They lived in grass huts with satellite TV and high-speed internet. All the Klans lived in peace and harmony. Then a new Klan moved into the neighborhood and caused disruption.

Thunderstar, the leader of the ThunderKlan, gathered the Warrior cats around a huge campfire. He needed to address the concerns of his tribe. He had to be strong.

"Most of you have already heard of an evil presence in the force," Thunderstar began. "They are nothing but a bunch of stupid-headed, poopy jerks."

"Who are these people, Grandpaw?" Spottednose asked.

Thunderstar took a moment to pat the little kit on the head. "They call themselves the LawlKlan. We believe they were created by a Klan of lesbians on the far side of the planet. They purchased discounted, ghetto sperm from Costco because no living thing would mate with them. The sperm came from none other than the Westboro Baptist Church Klan."

Everyone gasped in unison. The Westboro Baptist Church Klan was thought to have been destroyed by the Hell's Angels. To think that they still existed was frightening.

"I've heard that one of their leaders, VeniVeggieFeeble, is frigid," Squirrelpaw added. "And has herpes."

More gasps sounded.

"Yes," Thunderstar agreed. "And she smells like tuna."

"What should we do, Grandpaw?" Spottednose looked up at his grandfather with fear.

"We will fight," Thunderstar told them. "We will beat them back to the trailer park like the ghetto trash they are!"

To be continued….