Title: Shark Bite
By: BrokenBlackCat
Summary: It's official. Squalo's turning to a love-struck high school girl with her first love because of the bratty Vongola. Worse, he seems to be acting those feelings like some tsudere character from shoujo mangas. People watching just can't help but feel equally annoyed and amused.
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Tsuna didn't know why but he had been seeing the Varia in Namimori. He didn't know if he was hallucinating or if they were real but he was getting paranoid. His intuition was twitching rather irritably as well.
It didn't help that Reborn was wearing that sadistic smirk in his face that just warned him of something was going to happen to him. Bad or good, he didn't know which.
"Okaa-san, I'm home!" he called out as he entered his house, pausing when he noticed the somehow quiet atmosphere of his home. It was as if no one was home.
He checked the kitchen but got the shocked of his life. "Er...," he blinked in disbelief, wondering if he was dreaming or something. "Squalo, what are you doing?"
Said Varia Member stared at him with paled eyes and gaping mouth, his right hand dropping the spatula to the floor. He wore a white apron and seemed to have finished cooking two dishes.
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Squalo couldn't believe it but Reborn had 'convinced' him to try and do something like cook for the Vongola brat. Sure, he knew that the Arcobaleno knew that he might have some attraction to the brat but he didn't think the other would accept any less than the best for his favorite student.
Excluding that they were both males and the brat needed to reproduce heirs for the Vongola, he did try to kill the young Sawada the first time they met and he was always trying to attack every time they met.
Not the 'attack' where he would jump on the younger male, mind you. Though it did have some of its appeal—Squalo banged himself at the invisible wall. God damn it, he was so not going there.
He meant that he seemed to be quite unused to the idea of loving someone and giving affection so he came off rather like those shoujo type girls...the godforsaken "tsundere" type. He kept on attacking the other at first glance.
The hitman said something about the Varia Rain Guardian being all "I'll slice you to pieces" when they crossed path but what he really wanted was to spend time with the brunet.
Dear Kami, he really wanted to slice those bastards that laughed at his express. He was sure to get them back from this...especially that Sun Arcobaleno!
Reborn was the fucking reason why he was even doing this. He was cooking anything he could think of until Tsuna gets back home. If there wasn't any blackmail or threat, then Squalo wouldn't have done it.
He wasn't in denial and he was not practically wagging dog tails on his back as he cooked for his obsession. He was 'forced', damn it!
(...yeah, let the shark kept on denying. He really was kinda like a tsundere.)
The silver-haired man smirked in triumph and he held out his spatula. However, a familiar voice made him freeze and dropped the spatula.
"Squalo, what are you doing here?"
'FUCKFUCKFUCK!' that was all Squalo could think when his eyes clashed with pair of big round honey-brown fuckable—adorabl—damned!—eyes. He should have expected this. He really should have been doubtful at the bastard. 'Damn, that Arcobaleno! I should have known he wouldn't just let me get away with just cooking!'
That bastard set them up! He planned them to see each other in this kind of situation! The swordsman was so going to slice the bastard.
'Forget being the greatest hitman, he's dead,' he scowled with killing intent.
"S-squalo?" Tsuna took a step back in caution. He might have a temporary truce between the Varia but it didn't make them less violent. They were still as scary as when they had fought for the Vongola Rings. Still, he was rather curious why the Xanxus' right hand was here, especially with that apron. "What are you doing here?"
"You got a fucking problem with me being here, brat?!" the older man pushed the blush out of his system. "It's not of your business if I'm here or not!"
The middle school boy wanted to point out that this was his house and he ought to know what was going on and why the other was here but really, the glare was too fearsome that he kept his mouth shut. Or rather, he was too embarrassed that his stomach growled in hunger at the smell of the delicious food.
Cue awkward silence.
"A-ah, that was...," Tsuna felt like dying. Did his stomach really just have to do that? He wasn't even that hungry when he returned back. He could seriously imagine his face being bright red.
"Here," he could just hear his jaws dropping and his surprised honey-brown eyes looked up to the other, who was glaring anywhere but him. He wondered if that was a slight blush he was seeing. "Eat up. The damn Arcobaleno ordered me to cook so you're going to check if the food's decent or poisonous."
'So I'm a guinea pig?' the brunet didn't really want to eat that in fear that the other was really poisoning him but he was quite hungry. He looked curiously at the food presented to him. 'Well, it doesn't look like Bianchi's food at least. Maybe it won't hurt to try?'
For some reason, he blushed furiously when the other was intently watching him taking a bite. His eyes widened at the taste of the food.
"If you don't fucking like it, then just leave—"
"It's delicious!" Tsuna interrupted him excitedly and he forgot the person he was talking to. His honey-brown orbs innocently flashed in awe at the food and he directly stared at the other's eyes. "You're amazing! It was almost like Okaa-san's cooking!"
Squalo, for his part, was having time keeping control over his blush. The brat was too close. They were practically inches apart and with those fucking adorable eyes staring at him, he thought he was going to be suffocated in embarrassment. His brain was taking longer to progress something.
The smaller child's praises were not making it easier for him. Kami, he didn't even want to think how his stomach was fluttering with butterfly at the attention the other was giving him.
"I fucking get it, brat! Now, get the fuck away from me!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, wanting to strike at someone. His mind was on turmoil. 'Dear Kami, he was so close that I can fucking kiss him. Kami, I want to kiss him! He's just too fucking adorable and shouldn't that fucking be illegal?!'
Immediately, the Vongola Decimo realized what he had done and to say he was mortified was an understatement. He paled drastically and went to apologizing, never noticing how he looked fuckable with teary eyes and shivering lips.
"HIEE! I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!"
'This brat is killing me,' anyone could really pity the long-haired man and wondered why he was even trying to control himself. He could just ravish the brunet right now when the teenager looked so willing. 'What the fuck? Let's just get this over with...'
He kissed the now wide-eyed Sawada and savoured the taste of the other, his tongue forcing its way inside. He felt the other tremble at his actions and he couldn't deny the intense desire in his stomach. Why did he try to control himself again?
He stopped kissing when the need for air came to him but he felt rather hot at the dazed glance of the smaller body. A moment of progressing what happened, he moved away from the younger boy.
"D-don't think that fucking means something!" Kami, he was really going to lose his life because of the brat. "You were just being too damned annoying! I can't stand your apologies! I had to shut you!"
'You're just too damned adorable! I can't help myself! I want to fucking kiss you!'
"Huh?" Tsuna didn't seem to be listening as he was still trying to progress that his ex-enemy had kissed and he felt rather hot because of it. He might even like it.
"Fuck this! I'm going home!" Squalo really couldn't take it. He was going home and he was going to forget everything that happened on that day. He licked his lips, still tasting the other's taste. "You better forget what happened, damned brat!"
Now, alone at his house, the brunet could finally think clearly but his brain was really having a blast at what happened. He decided it was best to forget it all and he looked around his house. There were still some food that was made by the Varia assassin and he couldn't help but eat them.
"So what do you think about Squalo's cooking, Dame-Tsuna?"
Said boy choked himself and stared at his smirking tutor, feeling that he was definitely not going to forget what happened with how Reborn was carrying a camera, which seemed to record what happened.
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Squalo felt his temper getting the best of him.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BASTARDS WATCHING?!"
The other Varia ignored the angry right-hand and kept their eyes on the TV screen though Fran was the one who answered his question. "Oh, Reborn gave this video about you and the Young Vongola," he said frankly. "It's rather entertaining that you're actually a tsundere."
The Varia members were downright chuckling at Squalo's expense. Only Lusurria seemed to be cooing and squealing at the video. Squalo really didn't know which was worse.
'That damned Arcobaleno!' Squalo thought in vengeance while at the same time, Tsuna whined inwardly, 'Sadist Reborn!'
Black-chan: Haha, well, I'm still having a writer's block so I'm trying to write something... Anyway, I finally wrote an S27 (is it S27 or what? I can't remember Squalo's number)! This might be too OOC but I'm really trying to get back to writing... So sorry for the rather fail one-shot! Hope some of you guys still like it!
