Just a little fun Bat Family thing and if you don't like then stop reading instead of writing a mean reveiw saying it sucks!

Disclamer: Really you think I own this! would i be on here if i owned all this crap i mean come on!

"Bruce your kidding right there not ready!" The 13 year old boy whined to his adoptive father.

"Dick, Alfred needed that vacation he hasn't had a vacation since I was 8" The Dark night Replied

"Can't you watch them!" He retorted. Dick knew he was losing this but it was worth a try.

"I have league business"

"Ugh" Dick was not happy about this he didn't mind Tim Or Jason but together it was the hardest thing on the planet. He still didn't understand how Alfred kept them under control each day when the dynamic duo couldn't even execute that.

"Can Babs help me? she can come to the cave too!" Dick desperately needed help.

"Fine." Bruce said defeated.

Next Morning

All of the Bat family was in the livng room waiting for Bruce to tell them what they were doing and where they were going.

" Cassandra Cain

age: 10

Your sercret identiy will be Black Bat.

Stephenie Brown

age: 9

Your secret identity will be The Spoiler.

Damein Wayne

age: 6

your secret identity will be New Hood.

Jason Todd

age: 12

your secret identity will be Red Hood.

Timothy Drake

age: 11

your sercret identity will be Red Robin.

Barbara Gordon

age: 13

you will only call her Batgirl.

Dick Grayson

age: 13

you will only call him Robin.

Are we clear?"

After he finished the children started to talk at the same time whining about there names asking where they were going all with the exception of Dick, Barbara, and Cassie.

"ONE AT A TIME! Thank you Jason you may speak first." Bruces voice echoed through the mansion.

" Why i'm a Red Hood thats a villan i say i'm old enough to be home alone THIS IS BULL! "

"Your Name is Red Hood because its time we turn a bad name good and the last time you were left home alone it took alfred a month to clean this place and two months to get that smell out of the house. Tim?"

" I where are we going? why can't you come? can we train? wheres alfred? and -"

"TIM! ok your going to Mount Justice with Dick. I'm have league things to do. Maybe if Dick and Barbara feel there up for it and Alfreds on vacation. Steph?"

"I'm not going and I don't wanna call Dick Robin"

" You are and you will. Damein?"

" Why are you leaving me in the hands of incompetence father?" Bruce sighed he wished Talia had let this boy be a child even if for just a little while.

" For the 3rd time today they are not incompetent. Cassie I couldn't love you more right now" the young girl smiled and felt supieior to the others.

" Dick, Barbara, I think good luck would be an understatment."

Hello I fineshed the first chapter I know short but I has a life any how I don't know alot about them so I did my best and also I know the least about Steph. Ages were at random and I do my best for spelling so deal with it.