LOST

Lenni- heloooooooooooooooooo reviewer peoples! Yes, I am defiantly not the user of this account, but will gladly speak in her place as she is taking a small road trip to California to find out last cast member. So, this was originally a roleplay we did over AIM. And its what might happen if Youko, Kuronue, Hiei, Bui, and Karasu got stuck on a desert island, a struggle for food, shelter, and…freedom from crazy island tikis? So now, with out further ado, LOST by (mostly) Lenni and Liz. (By the way, expect MAJOR out of character-ness)

Chapter one: let's take a vacation!

Youko and Kuronue darted through the woods, making a stealthy escape form a mansion. Youko held tightly to a basketball sized sphere. On it were engravings in one of the lesser known demonic languages. Neither of the two thieves had a clue what it said, though neither the fox nor the bat cared. They knew it was of great value, and was therefore something they needed to have.

The spirit fox concealed himself behind a pile of rocks, dragging Kuronue down as well. The both of them watched as two burly guards lumbered past their hiding spot and further into the woods. When the footsteps had faded away, Youko sat back sniggering to himself.

"It's amazing," he mused, tossing the sphere they had stolen up and down, "Guards these days are getting less and less useful."

Kuronue nodded, pulling the pendant from around his neck and twirling it around his finger.

"Indeed," he agreed, snatching the sphere away from his friend, "Now, what does this thing do?" Kuronue turned the sphere over in his hands, searching for anything that may have given a clue. He had no such luck. "What good's this thing if it doesn't do anything?" he asked, gripping the circular stone as hard has he could manage without breaking it.

"Don't care." Youko shrugged, laying back on the grass, "We can sell it maybe."

Kuronue snorted, leaning back on the rocks,

"You know what would be good right now?" he asked, turning to face his friend.

"No, I don't. Please enlighten me." Youko returned, closing his eyes.

"It would be really cool if you and me and Hiei maybe could just be transported to an island." Kuronue answered distantly. Youko sat up, laughing,

"Yea, and Bui and Karasu to." He said sarcastically. "It's not like we could get any of them to relax anyways."

Kuronue shrugged again, following one of the engravings with a claw.

"Then just us." He said. Youko looked up at him,

"And how do you suppose we get to this island of yours, hm?" he asked, "I can't fly and it would be too far to swim." The fox's gaze fell on the sphere, "Oh no wait!" he snatched the thing from Kuronue, "We can use this thing, here!"

Youko jumped to his feet, holding the sphere high above his head he proclaimed,

"Oh magical sphere thingy! Transport us to the island!"

Kuronue was about to laugh at his friends comical antics, though was given no time to do so as the sphere began to shake violently. Youko grasped it in both hands, watching—mystified—as it began to give off purple smoke. Then followed a blinding flash of light.

When Kuronue came to, he found himself staring into the clear, cloudless blue sky. The air was damp, and smelled of salt, and above the gulls drifted lazily on the breeze. The bat demon sat up, shaking his head to clear his thoughts. He glanced over to his side where Youko lay sprawled on the sand.

"Wha-what happened?" Kuronue voiced his thoughts, picking a piece of dried seaweed from his hair. Last thing he remembered was stealing the sphere from that mansion. Then they had been hiding, and then the sphere started to shake and make smoke. Then he was here. "The sphere…" he muttered.

Kuronue shakily got to his feet, taking in his surroundings. He was facing the ocean, enormous, rolling crystal blue, and reflecting the late afternoon sun off of the surface. The sand was soft, light brown and dotted with shells and drift wood, and the palm trees that covered the majority of the inland swayed back and forth.

Youko stirred and opened his eyes, blinking once, the spirit fox immediately shouted at the top of his voice,

"VACATION!"

Kuronue glared down on him,

"You idiot. Don't you think there are more, oh I don't know, PRESSING MATTERS AT HAND HERE!"

Youko grinned, sitting up and shaking the sand from his long silver hair.

"Nah," Youko shook his head, grinning up at his friend. "We got to the island, and that's all that matters!" the spirit fox lay back in the sand, putting his hands behind his head. "Now we can relax like you wanted to!"

Kuronue kicked at his friend,

"Yea, but how exactly did we get here? And where are we going to get food, or shelter, or…or ANYTHING for that matter?" he asked exasperatedly.

"I don't care, the trees, and out here." Youko answered, "Chill out Kuronue, kick back and have some fun!"

"Fun?" A voice came from behind the two demons. "You think this is fun?"

Youko and Kuronue turned around, both their gazes falling on another demon who had appeared on the sand a bit away.

"Hiei!" Youko shouted, jumping to his feet. "What are you doing here?"

Hiei glared at the spirit fox a moment before speaking.

"That's a good question, Youko, how about you answer it." He said sourly. Youko tapped a claw to his chin.

"Nope, no clue." He said finally. Hiei gritted his teeth, stalking up to the spirit fox,

"I was standing here the whole time, you dolt. Why the hell did you have to go and mess with that thing?"

"Well, sheesh, I didn't know it was actually going to transport us here!" Youko defended himself. Kuronue crossed his arms, looking down on the fire demon as he yelled at Youko,

"Jeez, give him a break, shorty." He said coldly.

"At least I'm not a blind bat," Hiei said icily, "One who doesn't seem to be able to get it through his think skull that items of value usually have special powers!"

As the three of them fought, two more figures began to make their way up the beach. One was tall, muscular and clad in mostly armor. The other, was slightly shorter, and thin, with long jet dark hair and a mask—which was supposed to be over his mouth and nose—was hanging around his neck.

The taller one, Bui, shook his head, muttering

"Morons." He said coldly. The other, the demon called Karasu nodded,

"Indeed." He said, materializing a glowing green bomb sphere in his hand, then sent it flying into one of the palm trees. The tree exploded, sending shards of wood and leaves flying in all directions. This caused Youko to look up from the argument he had been having, his attention adverted to the tree.

"Holy jeez!" he shouted, darting up to the tree. "The poor tree…" he said sadly, then began to mourn for the plant. Bui glared down on Karasu.

"What?" he asked. Bui tapped his foot before answering,

"You're going to make all the shade disappear." He told Karasu.

Kuronue looked up as well, meeting the gaze of both of the other's.

"I think that helmet of yours is screwing up your vision." He said, "There's trees all over this island. Plenty of shade."

Hiei rolled his eyes.

"Plus," Kuronue continued, "The sun is going to set soon anyways."

"Then we need a shelter!" Youko said, returning from mourning. Hiei stared at him coldly,

"You go build the shelter, and we'll sit here thinking what an idiot you are." He said dryly. Youko glanced around,

"But there's nothing out here to build it with." He said. Kuronue grinned,

"But where's here?" he asked, causing the spirit fox to snigger.

"Don't you dare start that again." Hiei warned. Youko and Kuronue exchanged glances,

"Here is where we are!" Youko proclaimed.

"But where are we?" Kuronue asked.

"Here!"

The two thieves watched Hiei fume for a moment, then Youko looked up, gaze falling on Karasu.

"Oh, and by the way." He said. "If we do build shelter, I'm not getting anywhere near him." He pointed at Karasu. "He scares me…"

Karasu smiled warmly, causing the spirit fox to shrink back behind Kuronue, tail curled around his body.

"Whatever." Karasu said casually, exploding a bush. Youko was immediately by the bush's side, mourning over it as well.

"Pitiful." Hiei sighed. Kuronue stepped forward.

"Look, guys," he said. "If we're ever going to get off of this island, we have to work—as horrible as it may sound—work together. I suggest we find food first. Then make shelter. Otherwise, we won't be around to get off of here in the first place." He said, beginning into the trees. "I'll go see if I can find something eatable, you make a fire or something useful." And with that, the bat demon disappeared into the trees.

Lenni- hi again reviewer people! So that was the first chapter. And if this seems a little out of place here with Liz's writing, that's because I was in charge of editing it so it wasn't in script format anymore. And our writing styles are worlds apart. So yea…reviews! Lots of them! Next chapter it actually starts to get funny, so be patient while I edit. Mina arigatou!