Short, sweet, and to the point. Everyone likes to talk about how old Hiei must be. But how does that affect Yukina? Yes, it sucks, this was just an annoyance-induced word vomit. Didn't even bother editing.
Disclaimer: I wish.
"Mama! We found you!"
Kuwabara looked up, confused, as a massive group of Koorime descended upon the temple. Beside him, Yukina squealed in delight, rushing to meet them.
"Girls!" She cried, soon becoming wrapped up in hugs.
Kuwabara blinked, looking over at Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei. "What's going on?" He asked, dumbfounded. "Mama?"
Hiei snorted at him. "Fool. Koorime give birth to a daughter every hundred years. Since fans like to insist that I'm hundreds or even thousands of years old, that means Yukina is as well. How many daughters did you THINK she had?"
Kurama coughed, biting back laughter. "Oh yes, Hiei, don't the two of you have a birthday coming up soon?"
Hiei frowned, thinking, as he eyed his throng of happy relations. "That's right. Kuwabara, if you intend to make a life with my sister, marry her quick. Daughter number 32 should be arriving in about eight months."
This is just a pet peeve of mine. I firmly believe that Hiei and Yukina are still in their first century, just turning 100 at the end of the series (animeverse). I mean, is it just me, or does Yukina look pregnant in the last episode? And I think they would have mentioned it somewhere if Yukina had any daughters.
