"SAsgau UChiha had always hated noisy KOnoha with its melodic, mammoth mountains. It was a place where he felt irritableHe was a peculiar, energetic, whiskey drinker with dirty fingers and sticky thighs. His friends saw him as a late, lonely lover. Once, he had even revived a dying, blind person. That's the sort of man he was.

SAsgau walked over to the window and reflected on his rural surroundings. The moon shone like rampaging dogs
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someemone/em. It was the figure of NAryutoe UZumakey. NAryutoe was a cowardly friend with pointy fingers and greasy thighs
"SAsgau gulped. He was not prepared for NAryutoe
As SAsgau stepped outside and NAryutoe came closer, he could see the high glint in his eyeNAryutoe gazed with the affection of 2951 lovable dirty dogs. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want dick."
"SAsgau looked back, even more lonely and still fingering the enchanted kettle. "NAryutoe, ey girl u want u sum fuk," he replied.

They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two dirty, damp donkeys gyrating at a very hopeful disco, which had indie music playing in the background and two violent uncles running to the beat. SAsgau regarded NAryutoe's pointy fingers and greasy thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed SAsgau with a delighted grin."NAryutoe looked puzzled, his emotions blushing like a tight, tasteless torchThen NAryutoe came inside for a nice glass of whiskey"THE END