December 34th: The day Harry Potter decided how fucking hot Ginny looked.

Being orphaned at a young age due to Voldemort's fucken savage actions, Harry had only ever seen photographs of his dead parents. He couldn't care less about his dad, but damn his momma was smokin' hawt. He sniffed the portrait every night before he went to sleep in the Gryffindor dormitories and his eyes would roll to the back of his head in pleasure. Ron found it really fucking weird but never said anything. After all, he'd never understand the pain of losing his mother at a young age. He figured it was normal orphan stuff, and never commented on Harry's strange erection every time he smelled his parents' picture.

Christmas time came around, and everyone went home except for Harry because he's such a fucking loser. He sat in the Gryffindor common room silently picturing his dead mother's hair being caressed against his nipples. Harry breathed in deeply and his eyes began rolling into the back of his head when he realized how fucking hot Ginny looked & the similarities between her and his mother.

"I want to touch my mom's titties," Harry whispered softly into the crackling fire. Harry thought he was talking to himself, but Sirius actually put his soul into the fire and heard and saw everything Harry was doing and was disgusted.

Harry WHIPPED OUT HIS WAND - no not his dick you pervert his ACTUAL wand and pointed it at the window. "Accio Ginny's tits!" He screamed loud enough for all of Hogwarts to hear. Now anyone staying at Hogwarts knew how fucking thirsty Harry was for Ginny, but in actuality he was fucking thirsty for his momma.

Within minutes, tits broke through the window and hovered in front of Harry. He caressed them gently, and began slow dancing with them, imagining they were his mother's. For a few minutes, it was a moment of bliss. This was the closest to girls Harry had ever gotten in his life. He thought about his parents & got a raging boner when he realized he came out of his mother's vagina.

However his ecstatic moment was shattered when a seething Ginny burst through the Fat Lady's portrait, ripping out her ghostly innards. Her chest was a bloody mess and she caught Harry slapping her titties like they were bongos.

"Harry, what the fUCK," she screamed, pointing her wand at Harry. And by wand this time I do mean dick. Ginny's monstrous dick was protruding out of her jeans and was pointing straight at Harry. "How in fuck's sake did you learn about my kink!"

Ginny ran straight towards Harry and ripped off his clothes. He squealed in delight, and as soon as Ginny plunged into him he was thrust into a world of pleasure and euphoria. Harry moaned so fucking loudly Ron could hear him all the way from his house.

As the two banged, happy tears streamed down Harry's face. A grin from ear to ear appeared on Harry's face and he whispered, "I love you mum."