A/N: Hey Everyone! Sorry I haven't been posting latley but I have a AU fanfic for you! I hope you enjoy!

TRIGGER WARNING: MURDERS ENVOLVED

Chapter 1

I'm Joy Finne. I live in Fantasy Brook. The one town with mysteries, odd things happening, and magical people. Luckily, I have great friends to protect me, I guess. Disgust Blythe, Sadness Parker, Anger Fisk, and Fear Peters.

I go to Fantasy Highschool, the strangest highschool ever. My teacher is Proffeser Sam. Weird, huh? He has us call him by his first name. Same with our gym coach, Coach Dom. There is a weird rumour about a ghost that haunts the school at midnight. Pfft, not true. A boy said he's been to school at midnight and there was no ghost. Well, I haven't been to school at midnight. It's too creepy. What type of idiot would do that!?

I live with my friend. My parents died when I was two. So, Disgust's mom took me in. I guess Disgust and I are sorta like sisters. We've been living together for like fourteen years. We're pretty close.

Fantasy Brook is a strange town. Like I said. I mean, some places to go here are cool. The places we usually like to hang out at is Lutwik's Arcade, Stampy's Hot Buns (ironic right? It's really just a cafe), and Nemo's Aqaurium. There also is some places on special occasions like Tiana's Palace and Club Frost.

I've been living here for sixteen years. I was born here. I'm 16 and I was born on October 3rd. I have blue eyes and short brown hair. I actually have a pixie cut. I don't know why. I am a Softmore in highschool. I, well, Disgust, has one cat and one dog. The cat is a white persian named Cloud and the dog is a chocolate lab named Snuffles. I don't have a car. I have to be 17. I don't have a job, but I volunteer at White Animal Shelter. I don't go to church either, only on Christmas.

Sadly, no where is safe anymore. Rumours about murders have been going around...

A/N: What do ya think? I'm not sure how many chapters there will be but there will be a lot.

I am also proud to announce there will be a sequel to If Emotions Were Humans. Until next time my fellow kitty cats!