Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride or Death Note but if I did L would have never died! Light would have! Fang wouldn't be emo! Misa would have been smart and Mello would have been a dude! Matt would have had a purpose! Maximum Ride wouldn't be an environmental book! Iggy would be the main character! Matsuda would have been L's best friend and Near would be the proud owner of Toy's r' us! But none of this is so. Therefore I do not own either.

This takes place when Light was just accepted into the Kira investigation and right after book 3 of Maximum Ride. It's like how it would have been if it didn't get environmental. Don't get me started just read.

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Tokyo, Japan, December 12

Max's POV

(Was it really December? I don't know I'm just an authoress dangit!)

Somewhere in Tokyo stranded in the middle of an alleyway. Of all the places to sleep tonight it had to be here. If you think I hate New York you won't believe how large my hatred for Tokyo is. This place is insane. It's completely full of flyboys. FULL OF THEM! There are all these crazy Japanese people everywhere, and I can't understand them! It's like there speaking some foreign language (a/n- That's Japanese Max)! I'm all 'Hello' and there all 'Gutantag' (a/n- That would be German)! I'm so incredibly drained of energy. Being drained isn't good when you're trapped in an insane city during winter with no food or money. The flock had split up into groups. This time it wasn't because Fang and I were fighting, it was because there were just so many institutions! If we traveled in one group we could never get them all. We were in groups, except for me. Fang wanted to come with me but I insisted that he had to go with Gazzy. We all send each other messages online when we find any internet cafés, so we know where each other are. If one of our groups doesn't send a message after 3 weeks we will all assume that they were caught and come to the rescue. Were all going to meet in 3 months in a coffee shop in Athens, Greece. It's just my luck that I would be stuck here.

The voice had left me just when I needed it. I was really lonely and started having a conversation with it.

UNNESSSISARY FLASHBACK

Max's Thoughts

Max- So what are your hobbies?

Voice- Talking to you.

Max- Well that's not fun! Do you have any words of wisdom?

Voice- No.

Max- Hey, do you watch me all the time?

Voice-exasperated sigh- Yes

Max- Even in the shower?!

Voice- N-

Max-is interrupting- Pervert! Stalker! What's wrong with you!? Dumb pervy pervert!

Voice-…

Max- I feel schizophrenic…

Then it stopped talking to me

END UNNESSISARY FLASH BACK

I couldn't fight anymore of those robots so I looked around for shelter. That's why I'm stuck in this stupid alleyway. I decided that eating trash was better than nothing so I went to look for a dumpster. It's not my favorite cuisine but I needed energy. I kind of forgot my motive and just began to wonder. Then the flyboys came.

By then I was outside some very tall building with glass windows. It's too bad they would probably be shattered. It wasn't much of a fight but at least I didn't die. One flyboy hit me in the back and I couldn't move. He probably did something weird to my nerves to paralyze me. Then I was thrown backwards and hit the door of the glass building which was much sturdier than was originally thought.

Then I was saved, the door opened. The flyboys left, I could hear there wings though I was almost unconscious by then. They didn't have orders to kill ordinary people. They obeyed orders as opposed to Erasers who would have torn the poor person at the door apart. Or maybe the person who opened the door was a white coat. But that was all in vain. My muscles just stopped. I couldn't talk or see, only hear. After that all I would do was hear.

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L's POV

All the detectives currently working on the case were either at home or there rooms within the building. I was sitting in my computer chair, snapping some pocky and playing solitaire. Yeah, everyone thought I was working on the case this late but I really wasn't. I looked back and forth to see if anyone was down here. When I was sure they weren't I spun the computer chair, and flicked on the T.V to Law and Order. This was the only time I was allowed to watch it. Watari had forbidden me from watching it when others were because I always solved the crime right away and ruined it for everyone. Then I hear a very loud crash.

When I found the source of the noise was from outside the door I quickly ran to it so I could yell at whoever was here this late. When I opened the door there was instead a young teenage girl curled up on my door step. Her right was bend wrong from where she had hit the door, apparently very hard. She tried to turn her head towards me but appeared to have passed out.

The boom on the door hadn't woken anyone. I took the girl inside, and put her on the couch. Then I pulled out my cell phone to call a paramedic, but this got me a moan of protest from the girl.

"No hospital" she said. Thank god I took that English class. It looked like it took a lot of effort for her to say that, so it was probably important. She looked sorta' shady; maybe she was wanted or something. I decided not to ask. I just put a blanket over her and ran to get Watari. He told me to bandage her messed up arm and get food for when she woke up. It was about 3 in the morning so no food places were open. Though it pained me so, I put my last 2 packs of pocky on the coffee-table and started taking off her big jacket to bandage her arm. When I got the bulky jacket off… I was very freaked out so say the least.

I missed my Law and Order. :(

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Poor L.

Yeah he didn't see the wings yet.

That silly L with his Pocky.

What should the ships be in this.

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It's not as fun though.

It wasn't that funny but I'm not good at romantic comedies. I'm trying though. :)