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Harry snuggles down with Brutus, his teddy bear. He has just got to Hogwarts, and is glad to be away from the Dursleys. Little does he know what is about to happen…
Voldemort- Hey! You up there!
Me (author type penguin)- Yes?
Voldemort- When do I come in?
ATP- In a minute, just hang on!
As Harry slept, Voldemort and the Big Bad Wolf (who shall henceforth be known as 'V' and 'BBW') plotted together.
V- I have worked out where Harry gets all his power from.
BBW- Where?
V- his teddy bear. It is a fiendishly cunning plan to try and stop me from guessing where it is.
BBW nods for a while, and looks thoughtful.
BBW- Huh?
V- If I can steal Harry Potter's Teddy, then he will be powerless, and it will be easy to kill him. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
BBW- I see. So where does the cheese come into it again?
V- what cheese?
ATP- Can you get on with it please, I have a story to write!
V- Oh, right, Sorry. Anyway, my plan is to steal the teddy.
BBW- Oh, right. (Long pause) What teddy?
V- (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we leave this happy scene to return to Harry and his chums at Hogwarts. They are all eating breakfast in the Great Hall.
Harry- I had a dream last night.
Ron- (not interested) Oh.
Ron carries on eating his witchabix.
Harry- It had my teddy bear in it.
Ron- (even more uninterested) Oh.
Ron starts to read the back of the witchabix box.
Harry- You were in it too.
Ron- (curiously) Oh?
Harry- Yeah. I suppose I'd better stop eating cheese before I go to bed.
BBW- Yay! Cheese!
ATP- What? Your not in this scene!
BBW- Oops. Sorry. I forgot.
ATP- Good. Go to your room.
BBW- (subdued) Ok.
Ron- You've been working on that for a long time, haven't you?
Harry- Well… yeah. All week, actually!
Ron- ok then…
Luckily, a small thin letter falls in to Harry's lap at that very moment. The post has arrived.
Harry- That's funny. I wasn't expecting any post.
Ron- Open it.
Harry opens the letter.
Harry- (reading) 'Dear Harry Pooter, We have your teddy bear! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, I got a little carried away there. Lord Voldemort.' I wonder who it's from.
Ron- I think it's probably from Voldemort.
Harry- What gives you that idea?
Ron- He signed it.
Harry- Oh yeah… Oh no! He has my teddy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Harry snuggles down with Brutus, his teddy bear. He has just got to Hogwarts, and is glad to be away from the Dursleys. Little does he know what is about to happen…
Voldemort- Hey! You up there!
Me (author type penguin)- Yes?
Voldemort- When do I come in?
ATP- In a minute, just hang on!
As Harry slept, Voldemort and the Big Bad Wolf (who shall henceforth be known as 'V' and 'BBW') plotted together.
V- I have worked out where Harry gets all his power from.
BBW- Where?
V- his teddy bear. It is a fiendishly cunning plan to try and stop me from guessing where it is.
BBW nods for a while, and looks thoughtful.
BBW- Huh?
V- If I can steal Harry Potter's Teddy, then he will be powerless, and it will be easy to kill him. Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!
BBW- I see. So where does the cheese come into it again?
V- what cheese?
ATP- Can you get on with it please, I have a story to write!
V- Oh, right, Sorry. Anyway, my plan is to steal the teddy.
BBW- Oh, right. (Long pause) What teddy?
V- (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we leave this happy scene to return to Harry and his chums at Hogwarts. They are all eating breakfast in the Great Hall.
Harry- I had a dream last night.
Ron- (not interested) Oh.
Ron carries on eating his witchabix.
Harry- It had my teddy bear in it.
Ron- (even more uninterested) Oh.
Ron starts to read the back of the witchabix box.
Harry- You were in it too.
Ron- (curiously) Oh?
Harry- Yeah. I suppose I'd better stop eating cheese before I go to bed.
BBW- Yay! Cheese!
ATP- What? Your not in this scene!
BBW- Oops. Sorry. I forgot.
ATP- Good. Go to your room.
BBW- (subdued) Ok.
Ron- You've been working on that for a long time, haven't you?
Harry- Well… yeah. All week, actually!
Ron- ok then…
Luckily, a small thin letter falls in to Harry's lap at that very moment. The post has arrived.
Harry- That's funny. I wasn't expecting any post.
Ron- Open it.
Harry opens the letter.
Harry- (reading) 'Dear Harry Pooter, We have your teddy bear! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry, I got a little carried away there. Lord Voldemort.' I wonder who it's from.
Ron- I think it's probably from Voldemort.
Harry- What gives you that idea?
Ron- He signed it.
Harry- Oh yeah… Oh no! He has my teddy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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