Disclaimer: I do not own Mass Effect or anything related to it. EA and Bioware do.
Just an idea that popped into my head during English.
"Spirits!" Garrus growled as he tore at the metal canister with his claws. A crowd of crew members watched him. His mandibles flared as he threw the canister onto the ground and began stomping it. "Who creates food cans that are so indestructible!" He picked the can back up and slammed it onto the counter. "I know exactly how to open this."
Garrus disappeared into the A.I. Core only to return with Legion's M-98 Widow and the Geth platform following closely behind
"Vakarian-Garrus, we do not advise firing the firearm with the ship while we are in deep space." Legion pleaded.
"I agree with Legion Garrus, I estimate a 89.84% chance of the bullet penetrating the Normandy's hull." EDI chirped.
"I won't miss then." Garrus quickly made some calibrations to the sniper rifle and set it down on the dining table. The Cerberus Operatives cleared the way as Garrus peered through the scope. With a deafening blast, the can went flying and landed behind the counter.
The Turian slowly stepped toward the counter as the crowd of onlookers watched. The noise had made Thane, Samara, Kasumi and Miranda emerge from their dens. Garrus looked down at the can and fell to his knees.
"Noooo, that's impossible!" The can laid there, with no imperfections, not even a dent from the bullet. He stared at the can hatefully for a moment until a hand grabbed it. The hand's partner popped the lid off the top of the can using the tab on the top.
"Ew, is that meat purple?" Garrus Looked up to see the face of Joker. "You Dextros got a weird taste in meat. Here you go Garrus." Joker offered the now open can with a smile. Garrus begrudgingly took it.
"I loosened it for you."
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