Naruto: The Fifth Hokage Remix
Madararennigan: Hello my cute little genin fans, its Madararennigan sensei here with the Remix of Fifth Hokage.
Naruto: How the hell are you a sensei, you're not even a ninja.
MR: I do have an OC who will appear in this story and he will pone you, so there.
N: No way I am the best Ninja anywhere in Konoha.
MR: Will you just shut up and do disclaimers.
N: Fine Madararennigan does not own any Naruto or in fact anything other than his OC Shiki Uzumaki who is copyrighted as soon as the idea was put down in Path of the Fox Sage.
Fic Begin Bitches
Now as we all know there are a large amount of people who do not know all the laws of the area they live in, none more so than Naruto. This is the story of how one of these rules helped him to obtain his dream of being Hokage.
Konohagakure 13 years after Kyubbi Attack
Now as we all know Naruto failed his genin test and was tricked by Mizuki, that is history. Soon after Naruto was meeting with the Hokage about his ninja ID picture. Too say he was displeased was actually a very accurate statement. "Take the picture again and do it right or I WILL force you to take the picture the right way."
"Ah but Jiji (old man or grandpa) I think this is a work of art, why do I need to redo…" At that point the Third's grandson, Konohamaru, ran into the room.
"Today is the day I defeat you old maaahhhh." At this point he tripped on his own scarf because that thing is too damn long. (I mean whom in their right mind… Oh wait this is Naruto no one is in their right mind coughSasukecough). Naruto just looked at the boy, and picked him up.
"Hey why are you attacking jiji like that!?" "Because I will defeat him and become Hokage. And you can't do anything because I am the grandson of the Third, Konohamaru." Upon hearing this Naruto, instead of going into "I will be Hokage" mode went into lecture mode. (I know it surprised me and I am the one writing the story)
"First off, I don't care if jiji is you GrandMOTHER, you are still a little punk. (He then his Konohamaru on the head) Second if you want to be hokage you need to earn it. It's not like you can just beat him in a fight for the position of Hokage."
It was at this time Iruka, who was there for some reason, choose to speak up forever altering the course of history and the lives of all Konoha. "Naruto if you had apied attention in my lectures you would know that is a law here. Why do you think Madara Uchiha and the Shodai fought at the Valley of the End?"
Now Naruto just looked at him like a cow looks at an oncoming train. Suddenly he turns toward the Elder Sarutobi. "Jiji I challenge you to a duel for the title of Hokage. But instead of death it will be the first person to pass out, or get the other into a position where they would be killed."
Now due to the laws of Konoha Sarutobi had to agree to this even if he didn't like it so the next day (after pushing the team assignments back a month) They met on the field of battle, otherwise know as training ground seven. "Ok Naruto as you were the challenger you can make the first move."
Now this was a big mistake. Why you may ask, well this should answer everything. Naruto called out two jutsu that still are an SSSSS class Forbidden Combination to this day. "Multi Kage Bushin no Jutsu, Sexy Jutsu transform."
The next this anyone knew the Thirds was out cold from blood loss and Naruto had marked a black line over his neck that could have killed him if this was a real fight.
Next Day Hokage Tower
7:45 AM
The first thing Sarutobi did when he woke up (yes he was out that long, it was a lot of blood he lost) was try to make the combination an SS rank forbidden technique. He failed because he had lost his position as Hokage. Yeah he was very forgetful sometimes.
So soon after that he and Naruto were in a meeting to discuss politics and other crap. "So Naruto now that you are Hokage you need to drop the mask (yes it was all a mask, hell even the opening part was a mask, so stop your bitching and get on with it). It is vital that the village leaders see you as someone who knows what they are doing."
"Of course Jiji, do you honestly think that I would let you down with this? Besides these old farts need to see just whom they have been messing with all these years. Also I think that I will restart ROOT under my direct command. After all I do have absolute power."
"So Naruto how do you propose to still train and handle paperwork. I mean you are Jonin level without the mask but you still will be cooped up in here?"
What Naruto said next also altered the course of History for all the poor souls who have to do paper work "Kage Bushin".
"Ok but what about the council, they hate you on the civilian side and the ninja side is indifferent."
" First the civilians have no power, and second I have ALL the power. I also think I will remove the Uchiha clan status seeing as the only one left has not awakened his dojutsu."
"Well Naruto I hope you are ready for the shit storm those assholes are going to kick up when they here that. Half of the council is in love with that bastard and his eyes."
So as they talked they stayed there well into the night getting everything ready for Naruto to assume command of the Ninja forces and to deal out punishment to the bastards on the useless council. Especially Danzo, he needs to die a slow, painful, and traitorous death, unless he falls in line real quick like.
Little did the council know as they were sleeping, the shit that was about to hit the fan.
Ok, that was the first chapter of my new story remix. I hoped that you all enjoyed it. Please review it and let me know what I did wrong and How I can fix it and make it better. Madararennigan out.
