THE WIZARD OF MIDDLE EARTH!!
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, The wizard of Oz or anything else that I'm not supposed to own.
A/N: This story is evil! It came to me one night when I was on the phone with Daisy...
~*~
One fine day two girls fell out of the sky in a motor home. "Where are we?" Sugar asked, stepping out.
"In Middle Earth!" Daisy answered.
"How'd you know that?" Sugar asked, and looked under her motor home to find a pair of pink and purple socked feet sticking out.
"I just do- Hey we landed on someone!" Daisy said, suprised.
Just then a hobbit jumped out of a bush and cried, "They killed him, they killed him!"
"I'm sorry...who did we kill?" Sugar asked.
"The evil wizard of Isengard, Sarumon!" Another hobbit cried and jumped out.
Soon the motor home was surrounded by hobbits, who were chanting: "Ding, dong, the wizard is dead, the wizard is dead!"
A pink bubble floated out of a tree and burst over their heads. A short, stocky figure fell from it.
"Damn bubbles!" Gimli said, standing up, wearing a pink tutu and tights.
"The good dwarf Gimli!" A hobbit cried happily.
"Hello?" Sugar grinned at Gimli.
"Yes, yes I am the good dwarf Gimli and I have come to show you the way home!" Gimli said, waving a small pink, sparkly wand around.
"What if we don't wanna go home?" Daisy asked.
"Too bad...anyway I'm not sending you home, Gandalf, the wizard of Middle Earth is", he said. The hobbits cheered at the mention of Gandalf's name.
"How do we get there?" Daisy sighed.
"You follow the yellow snow path", Gimli sang joined by the hobbits who then chanted: "Just follow the yellow snow path!"
"Eww, yellow snow!" Sugar screwed up her nose.
"Relax, it's only lemon", Gimli picked up a handful and stuffed it into his mouth. "Now all you need is dumb excuses, like wanting something you already have!".
"I can't cry", Daisy stated.
"Good then you can go for tearducts", Gimli straightened his tights and watched Sugar try to walk through a brick wall. "You can go for sanity", he said finally.
Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Arwen appeared in the crowd of hobbits. "Give me your rings!" She cackled.
"Rings?" Daisy and Sugar said at the same time.
"I haven't given it to them yet!" Gimli yelled and tossed two sparkly, red rings at the girls. "Now remember these are Sarumon's magic toe rings, don't lose them!"
"Eww, you mean those were on his feet? I don't want them anymore!" Arwen yelled and disappeared again.
"What's wrong with Arwen?" Daisy asked.
"She's gone evil", Gimli said and popped a bubble gum in his mouth. He blew a giant bubble and jumped into it. As Daisy and Sugar watched him float away they wondered what story they had been written into this time.
The hobbits chanted as the girls followed the winding yellow snow path out of the hobbit village.
They walked for a while and came to a VERY familiar cornfield. But instead of going through it, like Sugar had wanted to, they kept following the path, while Farmer Maggot yelled at them. As they rounded a corner Sugar noticed a heart-throb elf perched on the fence, making swishing noises.
"No, Sugar...don't" Daisy tried to hold her back, but she flew out of Daisy's arms and onto the fence next to him.
"Hellooooo!" She said.
"Swish, swish, swish!" he answered.
"What did he say?" Daisy asked.
"He said, hello", Sugar answered.
"How would you know?" Daisy pulled her off the fence.
"Elves can talk to trees, just like me remember? And he's talking Treeish" Sugar began to swish too.
"But you said the trees don't answer", Daisy looked at the two of them swishing.
"I lied", Sugar said in a demonic voice.
"Uh huh...hey do you want to go with us, Legolas?" Daisy asked.
"How did you know who he was?" Sugar asked.
"Same way I knew we were in Middle Earth!" Daisy answered.
"Swish, swish, swish!" Legolas said.
"He said he needs a haircut from Gandalf anyway, something about split ends..."Sugar translated.
"How'd he...never mind, come on then!" Daisy said solemnly.
So they continued on down the yellow snow path...
A/N: So what do you think? Should I continue this or is it a lost cause? Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes...
By: Sugar
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, The wizard of Oz or anything else that I'm not supposed to own.
A/N: This story is evil! It came to me one night when I was on the phone with Daisy...
~*~
One fine day two girls fell out of the sky in a motor home. "Where are we?" Sugar asked, stepping out.
"In Middle Earth!" Daisy answered.
"How'd you know that?" Sugar asked, and looked under her motor home to find a pair of pink and purple socked feet sticking out.
"I just do- Hey we landed on someone!" Daisy said, suprised.
Just then a hobbit jumped out of a bush and cried, "They killed him, they killed him!"
"I'm sorry...who did we kill?" Sugar asked.
"The evil wizard of Isengard, Sarumon!" Another hobbit cried and jumped out.
Soon the motor home was surrounded by hobbits, who were chanting: "Ding, dong, the wizard is dead, the wizard is dead!"
A pink bubble floated out of a tree and burst over their heads. A short, stocky figure fell from it.
"Damn bubbles!" Gimli said, standing up, wearing a pink tutu and tights.
"The good dwarf Gimli!" A hobbit cried happily.
"Hello?" Sugar grinned at Gimli.
"Yes, yes I am the good dwarf Gimli and I have come to show you the way home!" Gimli said, waving a small pink, sparkly wand around.
"What if we don't wanna go home?" Daisy asked.
"Too bad...anyway I'm not sending you home, Gandalf, the wizard of Middle Earth is", he said. The hobbits cheered at the mention of Gandalf's name.
"How do we get there?" Daisy sighed.
"You follow the yellow snow path", Gimli sang joined by the hobbits who then chanted: "Just follow the yellow snow path!"
"Eww, yellow snow!" Sugar screwed up her nose.
"Relax, it's only lemon", Gimli picked up a handful and stuffed it into his mouth. "Now all you need is dumb excuses, like wanting something you already have!".
"I can't cry", Daisy stated.
"Good then you can go for tearducts", Gimli straightened his tights and watched Sugar try to walk through a brick wall. "You can go for sanity", he said finally.
Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Arwen appeared in the crowd of hobbits. "Give me your rings!" She cackled.
"Rings?" Daisy and Sugar said at the same time.
"I haven't given it to them yet!" Gimli yelled and tossed two sparkly, red rings at the girls. "Now remember these are Sarumon's magic toe rings, don't lose them!"
"Eww, you mean those were on his feet? I don't want them anymore!" Arwen yelled and disappeared again.
"What's wrong with Arwen?" Daisy asked.
"She's gone evil", Gimli said and popped a bubble gum in his mouth. He blew a giant bubble and jumped into it. As Daisy and Sugar watched him float away they wondered what story they had been written into this time.
The hobbits chanted as the girls followed the winding yellow snow path out of the hobbit village.
They walked for a while and came to a VERY familiar cornfield. But instead of going through it, like Sugar had wanted to, they kept following the path, while Farmer Maggot yelled at them. As they rounded a corner Sugar noticed a heart-throb elf perched on the fence, making swishing noises.
"No, Sugar...don't" Daisy tried to hold her back, but she flew out of Daisy's arms and onto the fence next to him.
"Hellooooo!" She said.
"Swish, swish, swish!" he answered.
"What did he say?" Daisy asked.
"He said, hello", Sugar answered.
"How would you know?" Daisy pulled her off the fence.
"Elves can talk to trees, just like me remember? And he's talking Treeish" Sugar began to swish too.
"But you said the trees don't answer", Daisy looked at the two of them swishing.
"I lied", Sugar said in a demonic voice.
"Uh huh...hey do you want to go with us, Legolas?" Daisy asked.
"How did you know who he was?" Sugar asked.
"Same way I knew we were in Middle Earth!" Daisy answered.
"Swish, swish, swish!" Legolas said.
"He said he needs a haircut from Gandalf anyway, something about split ends..."Sugar translated.
"How'd he...never mind, come on then!" Daisy said solemnly.
So they continued on down the yellow snow path...
A/N: So what do you think? Should I continue this or is it a lost cause? Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes...
