The future-hall-of-famer Shawn Michaels was standing outside the arena with his pal HHH.
"Hey Hunter," said Shawn.
"What?" said Hunter obviously agrivated.
"God. You are so fucking grumpy, you know that? What the hell is up with you?" asked Shawn.
"Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to bite your head off. It's just that me and Joanie are having some problems." muttered Hunter.
"What? The ninth wonder of the of the world doesn't like her fucker anymore?" teased Shawn.
"Yeah. I'm starting to think so." said Hunter.
"Well, you know I don't want DX to break up, right?" asked Shawn.
"Yeah, well. Couldn't we just do DX without her?" asked Hunter.
Shawn fake gaspes. "What the fuck is up with you today? You want to break up with Chyna? Why the hell would you do so?" asked a shocked Shawn.
"'Cause I met someone else." said Hunter before he strutted off with Stephanie.
"Wow. Looks like I'm the only single man around here, eh?" said Shawn to himself. "What the fuck? I'm starting to sound like a God Damned Canadian."
"Yo, Shawn. It's not really that bad to be a Canadian, you know?" said Chris Jericho.
"You keep telling yourself that you fucking Canadian ass-hole." retorted Shawn.
"Wow. Looks like someone is fucking grumpy." teased Chris.
"Go shoot yourself you gay basterd." muttered Shawn.
"Hey, hey, hey. I didn't come here to get insulted." said Chris.
"Why the hell did you come here than?" asked Shawn. "You just want to go and watch my misery?"
"Yes and we are friends right?" asked Chris.
"Yeah, whatever you say. I am your friend even though I curse and insult you a lot." said Shawn.
"Yeah, but I know deep down you really care." teased Chris.
"Get the hell away from me you gay-tard!" screamed Shawn.
"God Shawn. For someone who jokes around a lot, you sure don't know how to take a joke." teased Chris.
"Shut up Chris. Now tell me why you came here." demanded Shawn
"I came here to offer you something. A couple of the Kliq and I are going to watch WCW, you interested?" he asked.
"Why the fuck would I want to watch crappy WCW?" Shawn asked.
"Not to watch thier God Damn wrestlers. Just to watch the Nitro Girls." said Chris with lust in his voice picturing the girls dancing and entertaining the crowd.
"Woah, woah, woah. Did you just say girls?" Shawn asked.
"Yup." replied Chris.
"Then, I'm interested." Shawn replied.
"Okay. Here's the ticket and just meet up again here at 8:00 sharp. Okay?" Chris asked getting prepped.
"Yeah, sure. Why not?" Shawn replied.
"Now, that's a good boy." teased Chris.
