Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
By Mr. Crash
~~~
And to kick off this album of parodies is "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'", a parody of a song by the same name, by Michael Jackson (from the "Thriller" album, of course). It's Link trash-talking Ganondorf.
So it's obviously sung by Link.
~~~
(music starts up)
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'll send you, mister, to the doctor
With a bone break, but nothing to be found
By the time this hit the street
They said I caused a breakdown!
I'll be always tryin' to start you mister cryin'!
Talkin', squealin', lyin'!
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
You love to pretend that you're good!
Though you're always up to no good!
You really can't take it from her,
So you went from tongue to razor!
You are always tryin' to keep somebody cryin'!
Treacherous, cunnin', declinin'!
You got them all be cryin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
Ganondorf is always talkin',
When nobody else is talkin'!
Tellin' lies and rubbin' shoulders!
So they called his mouth a motor!
He always be tryin' to start somebody cryin'!
Talkin', squealin', spyin'!
I say you just wanna be startin' somethin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
If you can't fight your battles! (yeah, yeah)
Then don't cause a battle! (yeah, yeah)
And don't think maybe, (yeah, yeah)
If you can't fight your battle! (yeah, yeah)
You'll be always tryin'!
To start that child to be cryin'!
Hustlin', stealin', lyin!
Now baby's slowly dyin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
Lift my head up high!
And scream out to the world!
I know I am someone!
And I make the truth unfurl!
Cause I can hurt you now!
Because you know that's true!
Yes, I believe in me!
Do you believe, do you?
Help me sing it!
Ma me se, ma me sa, ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!
Ma me se, ma me sa, ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!
(Repeat - fade out)
By Mr. Crash
~~~
And to kick off this album of parodies is "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'", a parody of a song by the same name, by Michael Jackson (from the "Thriller" album, of course). It's Link trash-talking Ganondorf.
So it's obviously sung by Link.
~~~
(music starts up)
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'll send you, mister, to the doctor
With a bone break, but nothing to be found
By the time this hit the street
They said I caused a breakdown!
I'll be always tryin' to start you mister cryin'!
Talkin', squealin', lyin'!
Sayin' you just wanna be startin' somethin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
You love to pretend that you're good!
Though you're always up to no good!
You really can't take it from her,
So you went from tongue to razor!
You are always tryin' to keep somebody cryin'!
Treacherous, cunnin', declinin'!
You got them all be cryin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
Ganondorf is always talkin',
When nobody else is talkin'!
Tellin' lies and rubbin' shoulders!
So they called his mouth a motor!
He always be tryin' to start somebody cryin'!
Talkin', squealin', spyin'!
I say you just wanna be startin' somethin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
If you can't fight your battles! (yeah, yeah)
Then don't cause a battle! (yeah, yeah)
And don't think maybe, (yeah, yeah)
If you can't fight your battle! (yeah, yeah)
You'll be always tryin'!
To start that child to be cryin'!
Hustlin', stealin', lyin!
Now baby's slowly dyin'!
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I said you wanna be startin' sometin'?
You gonna go be startin' somethin'?
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too high to get over! (yeah, yeah)
I'm too low to get under! (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle! (yeah, yeah)
I cause pain like thunder! (yeah, yeah)
Lift my head up high!
And scream out to the world!
I know I am someone!
And I make the truth unfurl!
Cause I can hurt you now!
Because you know that's true!
Yes, I believe in me!
Do you believe, do you?
Help me sing it!
Ma me se, ma me sa, ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!
Ma me se, ma me sa, ma ma coo sa!
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa!
(Repeat - fade out)
