MoC: Sup everybody, Master of Chaos here, Prince of Souls has inspired me to write my own Percy Jackson/Sonic the Hedgehog crossover, so here it is.
Sonic: All right! Let's get to it.
Caliburn: We must tread carefully here.
Thalia: Shut it Caliburn. (Picks up Caliburn and throws him into a lake.)
Sonic: Thanks, but I'm gonna need that sucker back here.
Percy: No problem. (Summons a giant wave to bring Caliburn to dry land.)
Annabeth: Well what now?
Nico: How about this.
Jason: MoC owns nothing except the plot.
I always thought my life was weird, but now it's just bat crap crazy. Oh, I'm sorry, I should introduce myself, my name is Shade, if you are reading this then you should probably know that we are totally fucked. Sure, go ahead and laugh, I'm serious. The gods of Olympus are up and about, ancient evil immortals have tried killing me and my friends multiple times already, I have single handedly managed to piss off every single Olympian except for the one I least expected, and we are in the middle of an intergalactic war by the way. I am going to tell you of my adventure with the infamous Percy Jackson: Hero of Olympus, and Sonic the Hedgehog: Knight of the Wind, it all began the day I got impaled with a Minotaur horn.
MoC: I know, I know, it was complete crap.
Shadow: I'll say.
MoC: Here's a consolation, Thalia and Annabeth get to choose my punishment.
(Thalia and Annabeth share an evil smirk.)
Thalia: We want you.
Annabeth: To listen to.
Thalia and Annabeth: A Justin Bieber album.
MoC: (Face pales) Why did I let them choose?
Sonic: Beats me.
Shade: Read and Review please.
