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To: Captain Haras

From: Captain Erialc

Subject: HELP !

Greetings Captain Haras I am being attacked by two dangerous little boys one an intruder to our house hold. His name is Wyatt and he has a strange attraction to elastic bands. So I have taken refuge in the computer room, hopefully they won't find me. But no!. THEY'RE HERE! NO! NO I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!

Captain Haras send in the warrior trees or I'll never make it alive. NOOOOO YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET MY COMPUTER! NO THEY'RE TAKING OVER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.

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WE WILL DESTROY THE EARTH AND KILL THE ONE YOU CALL "ERIALC" IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE A THOUSAND CHOCOLATE BARS IN THE MAILBOX OF THE ONE YOU CALL "MOMMY" BY MIDNIGHT

THE TRIO OF ALIENS

EVAN , WYATT, AND MARVIN THE MARTIAN