This is a fanfiction emphasis on the "Fan". Do you really expect me to own anything? No? Good, cause I don't.

"Shoosh. No time for words," said Gajeel, putting a finger over Natsu's lips. Every time Natsu attempted to speak, Gajeel would hush him. Gajeel grabbed Natsu's hand and dragged him out to a dark alleyway where thousands of pencils and mechanical pencils lived, acting as if they were feral children. "I-" Gajeel started, but he was interrupted by a crash. Striking an awesome pose, Laxus burst through one of the cold stone walls next to the two. The sudden destruction of bricks caused the writing utensils to scatter wildly. Laxus approached the two. His looks weren't appealing; he wore mascara and had a line of lipstick trailing from his lips to his chin. Gajeel looked at him like what the heck is wrong with you? Laxus yelled, "MY GRANDPA SAID I WAS KAWAII and have I ever mentioned that I'm gay?" He smiled at Natsu mischievously.

Laxus grabbed Natsu; with one hand he stroked Natsu's face, and with the other, he threw popcorn at him. Gajeel stared in awe; right as he was about to confess his love some electric freak bursts in and steals his man! Not wanting to be outdone by a scumbag, he rushed over to a log and set it on fire. He picked the log up, and carried it back to Natsu. "I GOT DINNER FOR YOU! I MADE IT MYSELF!" he screamed and threw the flaming log directly at Laxus's face. Laxus cradled his face and moaned while Gajeel proceeded to pick Natsu up and carry him off. Laxus was left with a burning hatred for Gajeel; his hate was so great, in fact, that when he glared at a chicken it turned back into an egg. He was going to get revenge on Gajeel. Now all he had to do was wait for the perfect time to strike.

Natsu couldn't wrap his head around the situation he was just flung into. Two dragon slayers just got into a fight over what he assumed was his love. He didn't even know if he actually loved either of them. Natsu was so lost in thought, he didn't even realize that Gajeel had set him down on a sunny field. Gajeel was lying on the ground next to him, cuddling him, and Natsu figured that the position Gajeel was in, was the cutest he'd ever been in. Natsu couldn't help but say, "Aw," at the sight, which caused Gajeel to wear a vexed facial expression until he decided to forget it a few moments afterwards. They relaxed in the sun for a few minutes in tranquil silence. Out in the distance, Natsu saw Laxus charging at dangerously high speeds to their exact location. Startled, Natsu crawled backwards and decided to stay neutral while the others settled their disputes (which he figured wasn't the greatest of plans). Just then Laxus let out his "battle cry"… well it was actually a song. "LET IT GO!" Laxus sang at the top of his lungs while attempting to electrocute a now alert Gajeel. "LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" he cried while pounding Gajeel into the ground with his lighting body. Gajeel, burnt and broken from the direct hit, looked at Laxus dead in the eye. "Electricity… never bothered me anyways," he returned, although his voice was shaky and weak. Laxus was so apoplectic, he simply kicked Gajeel in the crotch out of rage (a very effective move) and jumped up to the moon and literally threw it into the sun. He smiled psychotically as he threw Natsu over his shoulder and dashed off leaving Gajeel in the dust. It was his turn to kidnap Natsu, his beloved.

Aw yeah, I love this feeling. Gajeel thought sarcastically as he attempted to sit up. He ended up lying back down; just sitting hurt way more than it should have. He sighed and stared up at the sky, which had blossomed into a yellowy orange explosion. He wondered what the night would be like without the moon; Laxus kind of murdered it. His mind drifted to Natsu and what he and Laxus are probably doing right now. He scowled as imagination took over along with the utmost envy he had ever felt. This really sucks. Life, I'm gonna kill you. A wave of sudden prostration overtook him as his consciousness diminished. Finally, the lights went out.

Laxus had always been one to dwell on the past, even if he refused to admit it. Maybe beating Gajeel up was wrong. Gajeel was in his way though… He sat in thought as Natsu sat up and spoke with slight irritation in his voice, "May I speak now?" "Oh, yeah sure," Laxus replied. They were in a log cabin in some area that Natsu wasn't sure of, but by the looks of it, it was used frequently. "So, why me exactly?" Natsu asked, "I mean, you kinda just threw me into this love triangle…" "BECAUSE YOU'RE SEXY!" Laxus countered. Natsu blushed at the compliment. "Well, I'll give it some thought," he told. They both fell silent, contemplating their own matters. Overwhelmed with the culpability of going too far with his actions involving Gajeel, Laxus stood up and headed for the door. "I'll be back in a bit, don't wander out of the house, and STAY OFF THE INTERNET!" he hollered, running out into the distance, ignoring the UFOs abducting innocent civilians and the Civil War battle going on between the stump-men. All that mattered was that he got everything cleared up.