DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. BUT I DID MAKE THIS RAP UP. I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT!

It all started with this horrible woman named Umbridge The first DADA lesson we had She told us we couldn't use magic

We said, "Oh no!" "No way!" "Up yours!"

She had us reading everyday until our eyes were sore

She said the Ministry was interfering at Hogwarts School

Making all the teachers look like a fool

Then one day, she came out with "Educational Degree Number 23"

Then Harry thought of "Dumbledore's Army"

Harry will teach us spells, but most of all

He will teach us no to fall

But best of all, we're doing this right under Umbridge's nose

"Somebody get the hose, we're going to hose her down, yo!"

Dumbledore's Army forevermore!

We're going to beat them right down to the core!

Learning new spells and learning new tricks

Not only are we going to beat Umbridge

We're going to beat the Nix

As well

I have a story to tell

We're gonna fight!

We're gonna win!

We're gonna curse off their chins!

I'm halfway through with the story I'm telling

So sit tight, hang out, chillin'

She banned Harry from every privilege he had

Which made Harry depressed and sad

If it wasn't for Dumbledore's Army

Harry would run home crying for his mommy

Bu thanks to Voldemort, Harry he has no parents in the first place

He killed them without no haste

Which is the reason the DADA was started

He divided people into bad and kind-hearted

People who try to harm each other

Who set bad examples for their children who stutter

At how their parents are acting

Are attacking

Are packing

To leave the world forever

And to leave their children to hover

Between life and death

Leading them to the wrong path

Teaching them math

Of good and wrong-doers

Leaving us to lie in the sewers

Let me tell you, they owe us!

For messing up this world we live in

That's my sad story

That5's my sad tale

Harry's going to help us bring this world back to civilization, yo