DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. BUT I DID MAKE THIS RAP UP. I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
It all started with this horrible woman named Umbridge The first DADA lesson we had She told us we couldn't use magicWe said, "Oh no!" "No way!" "Up yours!"
She had us reading everyday until our eyes were sore
She said the Ministry was interfering at Hogwarts School
Making all the teachers look like a fool
Then one day, she came out with "Educational Degree Number 23"
Then Harry thought of "Dumbledore's Army"
Harry will teach us spells, but most of all
He will teach us no to fall
But best of all, we're doing this right under Umbridge's nose
"Somebody get the hose, we're going to hose her down, yo!"
Dumbledore's Army forevermore!
We're going to beat them right down to the core!
Learning new spells and learning new tricks
Not only are we going to beat Umbridge
We're going to beat the Nix
As well
I have a story to tell
We're gonna fight!
We're gonna win!
We're gonna curse off their chins!
I'm halfway through with the story I'm telling
So sit tight, hang out, chillin'
She banned Harry from every privilege he had
Which made Harry depressed and sad
If it wasn't for Dumbledore's Army
Harry would run home crying for his mommy
Bu thanks to Voldemort, Harry he has no parents in the first place
He killed them without no haste
Which is the reason the DADA was started
He divided people into bad and kind-hearted
People who try to harm each other
Who set bad examples for their children who stutter
At how their parents are acting
Are attacking
Are packing
To leave the world forever
And to leave their children to hover
Between life and death
Leading them to the wrong path
Teaching them math
Of good and wrong-doers
Leaving us to lie in the sewers
Let me tell you, they owe us!
For messing up this world we live in
That's my sad story
That5's my sad tale
Harry's going to help us bring this world back to civilization, yo
