Yo. Sakurai-san here. Just randomly writing a Fairy Tail fic after randomly reading through the manga and randomly enjoying it...
Fourth Wall protection level: medium.
Apologies to those who are following other fics (especially the poor Psycho Pass one). Too caught up im writing stuff like these to update...
Feel free to leave a review...well...enjoy...? ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭
"Huh?" the trio heard after falling down into the basement of the temple.
"WHO'S THERE?!" Lucy exclaims.
Something stirred amongst the rubble. Natsu and Gray prepared for an incoming attack from the stranger. They were not expecting someone to be around in the ruins. It is a girl around their age. She dusts her clothes and turns her violet deadfish eyes towards the group, running her hand through her wavy silver hair. There is an overall air of laziness surrounding this person.
Gray, Happy, Lucy and Natsu stares at the stranger in a gray cloak; the Fairy Tail group and the stranger pauses for a moment and they were anticipating an attack of some sorts from this person.
"Yo." she waved to them.
"You..."
"What's that?" she points to something behind, a pinky in one of her left nostril. Lucy wonders if this stranger has any awareness that she is in front of a bunch of strangers and there are two guys in front of her at the moment. Does she had any manners at all?
"A HUMONGOUS FROZEN MONSTER!" they exclaimed.
"DELIORA!"
"That thing has a name?" the stranger asks in surprise, pinky up one of her nostrils.
"What is it doing here?!" Gray exclaims. While everyone was getting confused, the stranger stretches and yawns before finding another area.
"If there's nothing else, I'll get going..." she tells the group while waving.
"A presence of a frozen demon doesn't affect her at all?" Lucy asks in confusion. She wonders if she had found someone with a thicker skull than Natsu. The stranger seems to have no qualms to nap in a place with a frozen demon at all.
"That girl..." Natsu pauses for a while, eyes on the stranger's back. "she smells weird." His nose twitches a little when he said that.
"Why does that bother you? We have a frozen demon here, Natsu." Lucy asks, wondering what in the world is wrong with the salamander.
"She smells of strange places and...There's something I can't pin down." he frowns.
"Natsu, was that love on first sight, aye?" Happy asks the Dragon Slayer who shook his head.
'She smells a little like that frozen demon.' Natsu notices.
"Gya gya gya gya, shut up. Is it mating season already?" Gray heard someone drawled while trying to fend himself from Lyon's Dynamic Ice Make. The other Ice Mage did not bother finding out who it was and sends his ice eagles into the direction which the voice came from.
"Get lost." Lyon tells the intruder icily.
Gray was about to cast his Ice Make Shield when the Ice Eagles were being thrown off and one of them missed Lyon by a little.
"Get lost you say…" the voice yawns. It is familiar. When the mist clears, the outline of a person came into view and what Gray saw was a little surprising.
The stranger with wavy silver hair had one of the Ice Eagle beneath her foot and she was looking down at it with little care. Then, much to both of their surprise, she crushes the Eagle with little effort before looking back up to Lyon.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING LOST AND PISSED I AM NOW?!" she yells at Lyon. "First off, I have no idea where the hell I am. Then I wanted to take a nap and got interrupted by this shirtless guy and his friends!" she points at Gray before continuing. "I've never gone so long without having a Chocolate Parfait and I was thinking perhaps this place was great to nap until you guys started making a huge ruckus! Do you have any idea how hungry, sleep-deprived and angry I am at the moment?!" she rants on.
That is not the problem now though. Lyon and Gray were wondering why in the world this person is capable of crushing Lyon's Ice Wolf with her (almost) bare hands. It is ice made from magic; it should not be that fragile.
"That's none of my concern." Lyon tells her coldly before casting another spell.
"Get down, I'll take him on." Gray tells the stranger, preparing to mould another shield to defend her.
"So he was the joker who sent those damned birds over?" she asks the shirtless Ice Mage, cracking her knuckles.
"You are not intending to take Lyon on by yourself aren't you?" he asks her as she starts stretching.
"I'll give you my cloak. Now you owe me a Chocolate Parfait." She tells him, throwing her gray cloak over his head.
"Nobody calculates debts like this."
"I do." She smirks to Gray before pulling out a wooden sword from her belt. "Eren*, I'm jamming this thing up your ass you hear me?"
"OI! DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!" Gray snaps at the stranger.
"You shall know pain, Kanato*."
"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!"
"What good would a toy sword do against this." Lyon states, his hand waving lazily. "Ice Make: Gorilla."
"I'll just have to jam my toy sword up Kondo-san's* ass!"
"I give up." Gray sighs. He is not going to defend the Fourth Wall anymore.
Anyway, Gray doubted if she is capable of dealing with the Ice Make Gorilla with a wooden sword. Lyon would most likely kill her with his Ice Make and he would have lesser trouble to deal with…
The Gorilla falls after being sliced into pieces by what Lyon and Gray believed to be 'a toy sword'. Lyon did not have the time to react; the stranger delivers a punch into his face which threw him off his feet. Gray was too shocked by that sight. He is sure that this person did not use any magic but it is crazy. How in the world did she manage to cut through the Ice Make?!
Another thing, she did complain about being hungry right? Where in the world did she get the strength to do that?
She grabs Lyon by his collar to raise another fist.
"Hey! Hang on! I'm supposed to be the one taking him on!" Gray snaps out of his shock to try stopping the girl who is assailing the Ice Mage with a series of punches.
"Five Parfaits."
"Ok..." Gray sighs in defeat. The stranger lets go of Lyon roughly and kicks him before heading off to another side of the room. He had met his fair share of scary women (Erza is one of those) but he made a mental note to never provoke those with silver wavy hair.
When the battle was over, he turns around to see the stranger asleep in one corner.
Was that the person who had beaten the crap out of Lyon with her bare hands?
*Lyon's voiced by Yuki Kaji in the anime..who voices Eren Jaeger from Attack On Titan (AKA Shingeki No Kyojin) and Kanato Sakamaki from Diabolik Lovers.
*In the Gintama universe, Kondo Isao is well-known to be referred fo as a Gorilla.
