Chapter 1: The Toaster Saskue as walking in the forest when he saw something shiny."Oh shiny" He picked it up slowly making sure that nobody would see. He shoved it in his pocket and walked off. He was just walking along when he saw the prettyest flower ever. "Oh who's a pretty flower, you are yes you are." He sat up looked around and shoved it in his pocket too. He was about to walk off when a blood cruling-scream sounded around the forest. He took off in the direction of the scream only to find, Da Da Ta Da Naruto out on the ground with a stupid grin on his face. "You moron" "Who are you calling a moron, well? Your the one with pockets out all the way to timbactoo." "So what, I'm delivering this stuff to my grandma's house" "Your the last of the Ouchias so you don't have a grandam" "Oh shut up no one asked you" "You have a granda. I'd lije to meet her" "noNo you don't she is sick and does not like any one at all and she is only my adoptive grandma" "What the he has a flower and a Toaster in his pocket. Dude whatz up with that!" "What leave me alone dude. NOONE asked you." "I have to know whatz up with the toaster? And then theres the flowe--Saske is turning into a GIRL!!!! HAHAHAHA. Now thats funny I don't care who you are that's funny!" "Oh shut up I don't need your input." "You did not deny it, that means it's true." "Sasuke a girl no that can't be that ruins all my plans, the flower tells the story but the toaster?" "Sakura is there something wrong? You don't look to good. Sasuke what where did he go?" "Now let do this. Yes, my pretty your safe. Now the ingreedents, water, me and toaster pluged in. Fun time!" BUZZZZZZZZZZZ and a scream."Now thats fun haaaaa, I smell barbeque. I TASTE LIKE CHIKEN.