Time paradox's Paradox?

When we had finally settled everything down and washed Artemis' mind was when I remembered something I actually love him and that kiss wasn't my teenage self it was me the adult me. I could live without him maybe I could pretend I was human just with one of those funny those wacky diseases some of those humans have. Yes. That's it I could pretend I was a new neighbour of Mrs Fowl might recognise me but hopefully she'll understand and not say anything.

I set to work like a goblin to gold (LOL) first I had to change my voice and hair so I don't trigger any memories then I've got to secure a solid past and finally my ears I've got to put it like those stupid humans. I must really love Artemis for me to be doing this. Foaly can give me all this but he's going to ask questions but maybe just maybe he'll understand. HAHAHAH seconds later I was rolling on the floor holding my side and crying so anyone who me must have thought I smoked too much of pixie dust like how humans have cocaine we have pixie dust.

When I finally composed myself I made my way to Foaly's office and knocked politely unto I got his hoof stamping telling me to come in to anyone else if might of sounded like he was walking towards the door, but that's what best friends do make up secret communications. I walked in yelling, "YO FOALY! "At the top of my voice even though he was a few feet in front of me and the room had a loud echo. It just so fun annoying him I don't mind getting hurt in the process. I loved the way he flinched in pain just before bellowing back," HEY HOLLY HOW ARE YOU I'M FINE NO MORE RINGING IN MY EARS ARE YOUR EARS RINGING, BUT MORE IMPORTANTANTLY why did you have to shout when you can use your inside voice like me." Half way through that rant I was on the floor clutching my eardrums for dear life and hoping they don't burst because I won't have any magic left even though it's very small it very hard to repair. Luckily they didn't so I stood up and grumbled an apology to Foaly then I asked him how far he would help me if I was in love.

At first he started laughing which was entirely in called for so I stood there while he laughed maniacally. Ten minutes later he was whipping a tear from his eye even though most of it was in a puddle on the floor. I wonder who's going to have to clean that up I hope it is Foaly cleaning up his tears. Foaly stood there with his head cocked to the side trying to see if I was joking. He realised I wasn't he quickly apologised but not without smirking half way through.

I quickly told him what I needed but not who I was in love with. Even when he asked questions like why don't you want to be recognised? And why do you want to act like a human vile creature. All I said was wouldn't you like to know with a knowing smirk.

Finally Foaly went over the edge and told me that if I didn't tell him who he wouldn't make any of these gadgets for me. I took many deep breaths before saying, "I'm in … love with (gulp) Artemis Fowl."