A/N: Okay, so, this is basically a parody of 'Girlfriend', except Malfoy is singing to Harry about his broomstick. Pretty much, Malfoy hates Harry and his broomstick, and wants it for himself.
Disclaimer: Me no owny…
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Broomstick (Malfoy's Song)
Parody: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
Harry Harry
I don't like your broomstick
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Harry Harry
Please give me your broomstick
Harry Harry
I know that you hate me
No way no way
I know it's not a secret
Harry Harry
I really want your broomstick
It's so cool, I'm gonna drool
It's freakin' awesome!
I think about it all the time
I wanna get some
I got money, and you don't
How'd you ever get one of those?
Don't pretend
I know you think you're damn precious
Yeah, right
And I'm a motherfuckin' princess
I know that you are just playing games
And you I'm right
Your broom's so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think you should get a new one now
And that's what everyone's talking 'bout
Harry Harry
I don't like your broomstick
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Harry Harry
Please give me your broomstick
Harry Harry
I know that you hate me
No way no way
I know it's not a secret
Harry Harry
I really want your broomstick
You can see the way
You see the way I look at yours
And even when I look away
You know I think of yours
I'm always talkin' 'bout it all the time
Again and again
So come over here and tell me what I want here
Better yet, make your broomstick disappear
I don't wanna hear you say its name ever again
Your broom's so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think you should get a new one now
And that's what everyone's talkin' 'bout
Harry Harry
I don't like your broomstick
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Harry Harry
Please give me your broomstick
Harry Harry
I know that you hate me
No way no way
I know it's not a secret
Harry Harry
I really want your broomstick
In second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I am, 'cause I'm a better seeker
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
You're so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
In second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I am, 'cause I'm a better seeker
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
You're so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
Harry Harry
I don't like your broomstick
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Harry Harry
Please give me your broomstick
Harry Harry
I know that you hate me
No way no way
I know it's not a secret
Harry Harry
I really want your broomstick
Harry Harry
I don't like your broomstick
No way no way
I think you need a new one
Harry Harry
Please give me your broomstick
Harry Harry
I know that you hate me
No way no way
I know it's not a secret
Harry Harry
I really want your broomstick
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A/N: I could turn this into an actual story if people want me too. Or not. Press the purple button and make my day!
