A/N: Okay, so, this is basically a parody of 'Girlfriend', except Malfoy is singing to Harry about his broomstick. Pretty much, Malfoy hates Harry and his broomstick, and wants it for himself.

Disclaimer: Me no owny…

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Broomstick (Malfoy's Song)

Parody: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Harry Harry

I don't like your broomstick

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Harry Harry

Please give me your broomstick

Harry Harry

I know that you hate me

No way no way

I know it's not a secret

Harry Harry

I really want your broomstick

It's so cool, I'm gonna drool

It's freakin' awesome!

I think about it all the time

I wanna get some

I got money, and you don't

How'd you ever get one of those?

Don't pretend

I know you think you're damn precious

Yeah, right

And I'm a motherfuckin' princess

I know that you are just playing games

And you I'm right

Your broom's so whatever

And you could do so much better

I think you should get a new one now

And that's what everyone's talking 'bout

Harry Harry

I don't like your broomstick

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Harry Harry

Please give me your broomstick

Harry Harry

I know that you hate me

No way no way

I know it's not a secret

Harry Harry

I really want your broomstick

You can see the way

You see the way I look at yours

And even when I look away

You know I think of yours

I'm always talkin' 'bout it all the time

Again and again

So come over here and tell me what I want here

Better yet, make your broomstick disappear

I don't wanna hear you say its name ever again

Your broom's so whatever

And you could do so much better

I think you should get a new one now

And that's what everyone's talkin' 'bout

Harry Harry

I don't like your broomstick

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Harry Harry

Please give me your broomstick

Harry Harry

I know that you hate me

No way no way

I know it's not a secret

Harry Harry

I really want your broomstick

In second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'Cause I am, 'cause I'm a better seeker

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in

You're so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

In second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'Cause I am, 'cause I'm a better seeker

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in

You're so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

Harry Harry

I don't like your broomstick

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Harry Harry

Please give me your broomstick

Harry Harry

I know that you hate me

No way no way

I know it's not a secret

Harry Harry

I really want your broomstick

Harry Harry

I don't like your broomstick

No way no way

I think you need a new one

Harry Harry

Please give me your broomstick

Harry Harry

I know that you hate me

No way no way

I know it's not a secret

Harry Harry

I really want your broomstick

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A/N: I could turn this into an actual story if people want me too. Or not. Press the purple button and make my day!