Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki. I would LOVE to, but I'm just a deranged, Hakkai-obsessed fangirl.


Hi everyone! This is a one-shot, alternate universe story, so just enjoy!


Alright everybody, to begin, imagine Hakkai in a pink, frilly apron with a spatula in his hand. He goes to the stairs and yells "GOKU! IT"S TIME TO GET UP!"

Nothing happens.

He yells again. "GOKU! I MADE PANCAKES!"

There is a sudden rumbling, as if a stampeding herd of elephants is running through the whole upper level of the house. A brown-haired teenage comes barreling down the stairs and through the hallway into the dining room, where Sanzo is sitting at the table in a business suit, reading the newspaper. He grabs a white folding fan (harisen) from beside the chair and hits Goku.

"Hey! What was that for? Kaasan! Tousan hit me!"

"Shut up, you stupid monkey!"

"Now, Sanzo, that's no was to talk to Goku! He is your son, after all."

Suddenly, the door fly's open. "Hey everybody!"

"Uncle Gojyo!" Goku yells happily.

"Hey, kid. What's up? Say, Hakkai, your neighbors creep me out. That old lady and the mad scientist are just strange, and then that young couple next door with the kid about Goku's age…They're not even that old! Only in their early twenties!"

"Oh, you mean Kougaiji-san and Yaone-san?" Their daughter, Lirin, is adopted. Oh, and they're not strange. I take turns with Yaone-san driving the carpool for the kids, and she's very nice."

"Yeah, and Lirin's fun to play with, too!" Goku said through a mouthful of food. "And her mom makes good Cookies!"

A/N- In this story, Lirin was adopted by Lirin and Kougaiji after it was found that Gyokomen Koshu was an abusive mother. If anyone's noticed, Gyokomen Koshu and Ni Jenyi are also neighbors

"GOKU! IT"S TIME FOR SCHOOL!" A girl's voice called through the window.

"HAI! BE THERE IN A MINUTE, LIRIN!" Goku yelled back.

WHACK

"Tousan! Whad'dya do that for!"

Gojyo was laughing so hard he fell to the floor.

"Don't yell in the house, stupid monkey."

"I'm NOT A MONKEY!"

"Maa, maa, Goku, isn't Lirin-chan waiting for you?"

"Hai, Kaasan! Ja ne!"


whaddaya think? If I get enough reviews, I might write another chapter!

Ja ne!

moongirlSelene99