Super Smash Bros: WTF?
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As link swung his sword towards his opponents it gleamed in the sunlight. As Marth sped past his victims to get behind them so he could attack you could see the cheerfull weather bouncing off his shiny blue hair. As Roy acted like a totally idiot, you could see the pity in Kirby's face.
What a day it was in Melee Land.
Everyone was happy as they thoroughly delivered PWNage to all their friends and opponents.
As Link, Marth, Roy, and Kirby enjoyed the duel they were having, they were running out of time. Before they knew it the buzzer had rang and the winner was announced. As always, it was Roy.
"Wow, that was a good show of swordsmanship, Marth!" Link patted the blue-head on the back.
"I still don't understand why Roy always wins, all he does is sit there and play with the Pokeballs." Marth commented scratching the top of his head.
"Well, maybe its because he takes the least amount of damage or something."
Marth
looked down as he scratched is head and then crossed his arms over
his chest, "I'll bet thats it..."
Link stopped
listening to Marth after he saw Zelda preparing herself for the next
match, she was teamed up with Samus against Falco and Pikachu.
"Hey, Princess!" Link shouted as he disappeared from Marth's side, and ended up right in front of Zelda.
She placed her hand on her chest with a wide-eyed expression and then calmed down once she saw link, "Oh, it's just you." She exhaled and continued to walk towards the arena moving herself around Link, but he stopped her again.
Marth was still talking, thinking that Link was around to listen and/or care. "I just wanted to wish you good luck on the next match, Princess. I hope you and Samus win, because I hear Falco and Pikachu make a horrible team, they are always fighting!." Link spoke as he started to imagine what they fought about.
"NO NO NO! My name is NOT pika! My name is Falco, Faaaalcooooo, can you say Falco you freaky looking rat?" Falco shouted angrily.
"Pika?" Pikachu responded
"FALCO"
"Pika!"
"Falco!"
"Pika pi!"
"Say, FALCO!"
"Pi...Ka... CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu shouted as Lightning engulfed Falco, "Hows that for Falco, huh, bitch!" Pikachu started to kick at Falco's freshly crisp body.
Link snapped back into his senses shortly after that weird little skit disappeared from his head, he felt rather hungry for chicken now. "Anyways, good luck." He smiled at Zelda with the bishounen, tough, super sexy smile, and then returned to his normal goofy looking face after Zelda walked off.
The match started and Marth was still talking, when Link had realized he left Marth's side so suddenly, he quickly returned and pretended to daze off.
"And so that must mean that Ro... Oi! Link! Are you even listening?" Marth asked putting his hands on his hips and looking at Link. Links only reply was, "huh?"
"You dazed off again didn't you!" Marth shouted, "You need to stop doing that, because when it really counts, you are gonna daze off and miss a lot of important information."
"Hey, maybe you need to stop talking so much, use periods wisely." Link slyly commented.
Marth opened his mouth ready to either swallow Links head or bash Link with another insult, but before he could, suddenly the lights went off. They were on the character selection floor with all the other characters waiting to be chosen for a match and then everything went dark. Everyone currently in a match paused in fear. Marth felt something moist. He wasn't sure whether Link was crying or if he pissed himself.
Suddenly the lights, the T.V.s everything went back on, and with it, a song started to play, it was (Mucho Mambo) Sway by Shaft.
Link and Marth stared blankly at each other as the snazzy music played. "What in Ganondorf's Castle was THAT!?!" Link shouted as he saw all the other characters just as confused, "Who the fuck is Ganandorf?" Marth spoke in a low voice as Link got up off the floor walked foward.
"I'm Ganandorf." Marth heard a voice behind. He slowly turned picking himself up a little and then quickly caught up with link after a few seconds of screaming horribly at the sight of the villain.
"Why does everyone scream when they see me? Am I that hideous...?" Ganon started to cry softly.
Bowser came up behind Ganon and turned him towards himself and wiped his tears, "No, Ganon, you are beautiful, no matter what anyone says." They started leaning in towards eachother and then the writer quickly changed the subject before it got way too gross. Even by this stories standards.
Link looked around the Character lobby, A very nice lobby indeed, the floor was a silverish kind of mirror like pattern, and so were the walls and roof, and there were lots of lights, and sofa's with tables next to and in front of them and lamps on the tables, and T.V.s so they could watch the matches. A very nice place indeed, but what could have caused the power shortage? Not even when the GameCube was turned off would that happen.
"Well it looks like its not much a cause for concern. Right, Link?" Marth turned to look at the blonde that was behind him only to see Link entranced with his reflection on the floor. "What is that?" Link asked as he scratched at the reflection.
Marth put his hand up to his forehead and shook his head, "There's no hope for him, when he's battling everyone would confuse him for a smart, talented, gorgeous warrior, but if they were to see him like this, boy would their opinion CHANGE." Marth commented to himself as he left the elf to play with his reflection.
Marth walked through the lobby and then something caught his attention in the corner of his eye. It was a figure slowly trying to get up as if it had fallen from a really high place.
"Excuse me!" Marth shouted as he ran up to the figure, "Who are you?" He asked as the figure slowly turned around.
BWAHAHAHA! Have I crippled you MENTALLY yet? If not, then wait up for Chapter 2! Its even weirder.And as soon as I know ALL the characters that are gonna be in SSM: Brawl, I'm going to add them in too! HAH HAH HAH!
I'm adding in A LOT of characters bwahahaha.
Thanks for reading nn
