Hi people Just to clarify some things:
1. The contests were for citizens under the age of 18.
2. Sasuke is in Orochimaru's hands
3. This is when they are all 15
4. I love Gaara.
5. Number four was irrelevant don't read it.
6. Note to self put five before four.
7.Um.. I forgot what I was going to say. So here the disclaimer:
I do not own the characters. If I did, let's just say things would happen…
It was 2 a.m. It was all peaceful. A few ninjas on night patrol nothing big.
"GOOD MORNING KONOHA!" Tsunade surprisingly enough was awake and not drunk at this hour. This boisterous noise woke up every single citizen of Konoha. The ninja thought it was an attack. The others just cussed in anger of being woken up.
"TODAY, WE ARE HAVING A CONTEST TO SEE WHO IS THE BEST IN A CERTAIN AREA! FOR EXAMPLE, WAKING UP THE EARLIEST!" Shizune walked into the Hokage's office and knocked Tusande unconscious.
"Sorry for the interruption. The actual contest begins NEXT WEEK. Sorry for the confusion, go back to bed."
When Tsunade woke up, she realized a thousand ninja were about to kill her. Freaked out, she locked herself up in her office for a week.
Next Week
It was again 2 a.m. It wasn't peaceful, because everyone was expecting Tsunade to wake them up again. She didn't and everyone got pissed off again, and Shizune took over the contest.
"Okay. Now we may start the REAL events. The rules are as follows: …" Everyone fell asleep.
Two Days Later
"Any questions?"
"Huh? Nani?" A loud blond: cough: Naruto :cough: was the first to wake up. Everyone woke up soon.
"Uh…never mind. So the first category is for the ladies. Who has the best hair?"
Millions of girls lined up but only two remained. One was Sakura and the other was Neji. He somehow wound up getting into this whole mess. Ino was getting pissed off that Sakura even got through while Ten-ten was pissed off that Neji beat her out of the position. She was supposed to be against Sakura until they saw Neji's hair. Neji won, but got the crap beaten out of him by Sakura. The other girls didn't get a chance because Sakura has super human strength.
"Uh….Okay. The next category is for anyone who has a large stomach."
Only Chouji and Naruto stepped up. Naruto had an evil grin on his face.
"Bring in the food!" Tray after tray after tray of Ramen came in. "What the-? Who ordered the food? NARUTO!" Naruto was then beat to a bloody pulp and Chouji was declared the winner by default.
Several Hours of Contests Passed.
"Okay. Now for our last category who has the best glare?"
Sasuke appeared out of nowhere. Neji came back from the dead. Naruto being an idiot volunteered. Gai came up with Lee. –
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
Several Hours later
"LEE!"
:gasps for air: "GAI-SEN.." Lee then passed out from lack of oxygen and water because the tears took eighty percent of the water in his body. The two were then hand-cuffed by the police who thought they were on crack. Did I say that? I meant the two left for the hospital in prison. I mean jail. I mean the crazy house. I mean…forget it.
Sakura then stepped up because she saw Sasuke. Ino followed to show she wouldn't lose to Sakura in anything (which by the way she already has.)
"Okay enough people. We don't want to scare the crap out of the citizens. Now do we? Now begin!"
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Naruto got scared from all the glares and ran away.
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Ino and Sakura then fell down from not blinking. : Cough: idiots : cough:
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It was now down to just Sasuke and Neji. They glared and glared while the audience was all white from all the glaring.
Two Hours Later
Sasuke fell asleep. Inner Neji spoke up 'My glare is so not boring! No matter what Hiashi says!'
"Um.. I guess this means Neji wins--!
Suddenly the master of glares, Gaara, comes and glares at Neji. Neji passed out along with many other people.
"Um… I mean Gaara of the desert is the winner of the best glarer in all of Konoha…?"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gaara was very out of character. He suddenly disappeared.
"Okay..um… The awards will be awarded tomorrow at noon."
If you people want to know the results, then you must review and tell me if I should. Give me categories please! Winners I can make up. Categories, I need. Tell me if I should continue.
