"Why is no one ready to help? Are you all so incompetent that you act as if you don't see me. I've been standing here for a minute and I have yet to be asked if I needed any help. Honestly, you people astound me. Why-"
"Miranda?"
Shit. Miranda slowly turned around and saw that Andrea was standing directly in front of her with a smirk on her face.
"Andrea, fancy seeing you here."
"I could say the same for you. I take it you need some help?"
"I do but these incompetent fools-"
"I can help you."
"My, Andrea, you certainly can do anything, can't you? Is this a side job for you?"
"Nope, I just come here a lot. Okay, that didn't sound right. I just mean that I've had my fair share of toy shopping. What is it that you are looking for?"
Miranda's cheeks went pink and she couldn't say anything.
"Vibrator or dildo?"
"I..vibrator."
"They have multiple vibrators. Do you want one with like a 3 speed, waterproof, silent, what?"
"I want all of those things. Why on earth would someone want a vibrator that wasn't silent?"
"You would be surprised at the kinky shit that goes down in the bedroom. Some people like hearing what they are doing to someone else."
Clearly Andrea had grown into an independent, outspoken woman and was no longer afraid of speaking in front of Miranda.
Andy grabbed Miranda's hand and led her to the back wall. She grabbed a vibrator off the wall and held it up for Miranda to see.
"This one is the best vibrator I have ever used. Seriously, you'll cum faster than you ever have."
"Well then, I believe that's all I will be needing."
"You're welcome."
Miranda raised an eyebrow and turned to walk away but hesitated.
"If this is the best vibrator ever and you have one, why are you here?"
"You never know when you're going to get lucky. I just came to get some flavored lubricants."
"Flavored?"
"Yes, well, women naturally taste delicious but the flavoring just adds that extra little pop."
"Women?"
"Yes"
"Oh"
"Are you free tonight, Miranda?"
"I could be."
"Good, I'll be over at 6. I'll bring dinner and you can provide dessert."
"What would you like?"
Looking down at the flavored lube, Andrea answered "I'm thinking something cherry flavored."
