Thats right a Grey's Anatiomy(I love this show!) - Rent(I love this movie!) Crossover. This goes out to OnEtHoUsAnDsWeEtKiSsEs because that's where i got the idea.
I don't own Rent and I don't own Grey's Anatomy. I'm just smiply having fun with both. :)
Anyways here goes!
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Bohemian Anatomy
The SUV pulled up in front of a hotel, curious people looked on to watch seven people exit the vehicle.
"Everyone hurry up it looks like it's going to rain." Joanne called out as she popped the trunk to her well earned black Cadillac Escalade.
Roger walked to the back of the car. "It's a perfectly sunny day…it's not going to rain."
Roger soon looked like a fool once there was a loud crack of thunder and rain started pouring on them.
Maureen skipped to the back of the car and grabbed her big suitcase. "My girlfriend is smarter then you." She sing-song, as she set her luggage on the ground, pulled out a little handle and ran to the hotel with her luggage on wheels behind her.
Roger just grunted as she carried his small suitcase, and ran off in the direction of the diva.
Angel climbed back in the car and locked her door. Collins was outside and around the back digging through everyone else's stuff to try and find his. He looked up and noticed his lover sitting in the car.
"Ang, what you doing?" Collins asked as he handed a soaking wet Mimi her bag.
"I'm not coming out until the rain stops." Angel said.
Collins let out a little chuckle. "You already our out…I'm pretty sure you can't re-hid your sexuality."
Angel smiled a little. "That's not what I mean and you know it."
"Well can you hurry up, it's not dry out here, and my camera is getting wet." Mark said as he wrapped his coat around his prize possession.
Joanne nodded. "And I have to get in there before Maureen tries to re-book us all a suite."
"But…" Angel began. "My wig…"
Collins sighed. "Angel, your wig will be fine…I saw you pack ten others. So if this one gets wet you can wear a new one."
Angel nodded. "Oh yeah…silly me I forgot I packed a few extra."
Collins rolled his eyes. "A few? More like your whole collection."
Angel jumped out of the car and headed to the back of the car with the last remaining boho's. Collins handed her, her two large suitcases, and she skipped along to the hotel lobby without a care in the world. Collins finally managed to find his suitcase; he grabbed it and then bolted for the dry entrance.
After about five more minutes, Joanne found her and Marks stuff, locked up the car and they both dashed for the hotel.
When they entered there was only four boho's sitting in the lobby lounge area. Joanne franticly looked around to find her love.
"Where's Maureen?" The lawyer asked scared that she would have to pay for a more expensive room.
Mimi smiled and pointed to the front desk. "Flirting." She answered as she flopped down on Roger's lap.
Joanne set down her things and walked over to where Maureen was getting friendly with the front desk operator.
"Maureen?"
Maureen turned around with a big smile on her face. "Oh hey Pookers. Guess what!"
Joanne sighed. "Do I even want to know?"
Maureen nodded. "This is my new friend Vicki she just booked us a room in the last suite. It's huge and comes with a mini bar and everything!"
"Maureen, no I can't afford it." Joanne said.
Maureen put her finger to Joanne's lips. "Shhh, It's for free! Well not free we are paying the price we would for a normal room, but only we won't be staying in a normal room we will be staying in a big sized room!"
"But…wait free?" Joanne asked.
Maureen smiled. "Uh huh! Well not free but you know…"
Joanne smiled and looked at Vicki. "Thank you very much."
Vicki smirked. "Not a problem." She then reached over the counter and handed the two their room key. "Have a nice stay."
Maureen winked at her. "Oh I think we will."
The girl blushed and Maureen and Joanne made there way back to the rest of the gang.
"So we get our room key?" Roger asked.
"Yup, we also got a bigger room…for free…well not for free but it's not going to cost us extra." Joanne said.
Mimi jumped up and gave Maureen a small hug. "Wow, you know I don't know why Joanne gets made at you for flirting, you get us free stuff."
Maureen gave Mimi and hug back. "Thank you!" The diva then gave Mimi a flashy smile.
"What?" Mimi asked as she looked around to see if Maureen was looking at anyone else.
Maureen shrugged. "Nothing."
"No seriously what?" Mimi asked.
Maureen reached out and ran her hand through the dancers hair. "Roger is right, you do have soft shinny hair."
Mimi blushed a little, and let a little giggle slip out of her mouth. "No."
Maureen frowned. "What?"
"Your flirting wont work on me, and so no you can't borrow my boots." Mimi answered.
"But Mimi come on, I'll give them back!" Maureen whined.
"Yeah just like you gave back my t-shirt that you ripped, or what ever happened to my earnings?" Mimi asked.
Maureen's mouth fell opened and closed as she tried to think of way to defend herself. An interrupting Roger luckily saved her.
"Who's flirting with my girlfriend?" Roger asked defensively.
"My girlfriend." Joanne replied as she annoyingly pulled Maureen away from Mimi.
Roger let out a sigh of relief. "Thank god."
"Thank god?" Mimi asked stunned.
Roger nodded as he bent down to pick up his suitcase. "Yeah thank god it wasn't some huge body builder man. I mean I am strong and have sexy abs and biceps but come on I can't fight some guy and risk losing. It would be an embarrassment! At least I know I can take down Maureen."
Collins chuckled. "I don't know man, Maureen can get a little wild when it comes to fighting. Trust me I seen her in a bar fight."
Maureen smiled proudly. "Thank you best friend!"
"You are welcome best friend!" Collins added.
"I have a suggestion." Angel shouted out.
Everyone turned to face the cross dresser.
"Lets go find our room and unpack so I can put on a dry wig."
"I agree I need to dry off my camera." Mark added.
Everyone picked up their stuff and headed towards the elevator. However before they got there they heard a big loud thud.
Everyone turned around to see Mark sprawled out on the ground.
"OW!" He shouted.
The other six ran over and peered down at the fallen filmmaker.
"Mark are you okay?" Joanne asked.
"Yeah." He began as she started sitting up. "NO!" he shouted as he lay back down on his back. "I think I broke something."
"How did you fall?" Mimi asked.
"I don't know…" Mark said as he winced.
"Water." Angel said.
Collins looked down to where Angel was looking, which was at the filmmaker's feet. "She's right."
Roger looked towards the lawyer. "Can we sue?"
Joanne looked around and spotted a caution it's slippery sign. "Not really, they have a sign put out."
"Quick, someone go move it." Collins said.
"How about someone go call 911." Mark suggested.
"How about we make your room free." A female voice from behind them said.
Everyone turned his or her attention towards the tall figure. Maureen gave her a flirty smile.
"Free? As in we don't pay?" Maureen asked.
Vicki nodded. "Yep, I mean it's the least we can do, your friend got hurt. We should have been more careful."
"Nice!" Roger said with excitement.
"You know what would be nice." Mark said. "If someone got me a doctor!"
"I'll go call for one." Vicki said as she walked away.
"Free room. That's lucky." Collins said.
"Yeah if you consider falling on your ass lucky." Mark said.
"You'll be fine sweetie, I'm sure they have very good medical here in Seattle." Angel reassured him.
About ten minutes later, they came and got Mark and strolled him out on a stretcher.
"Where are you taking him?" Joanne asked one of the paramedics.
"Seattle Grace Hospital" The man replied.
Joanne nodded. "Okay thank you." She then turned to the other five. "Does someone want to go with him?"
"I guess I'll go." Roger said. "I mean I have known him the longest, so I guess I'll be good in case they need medical history."
"What about me I dated him." Maureen said.
"But you were hardly ever with him." Roger reminded her.
Maureen nodded. "Well played…and let's never mention it again."
Roger gave her a smirk. "Okay I'll see you guys in a little bit."
With that Roger followed the stretcher and was on his was to the hospital with Mark.
The remaining group dropped their stuff off in their room and then hopped in the car.
"So Joanne do you have any idea where this hospital is?" Collins asked from the front seat.
Joanne pulled out of the hotel parking lot. "No idea…"
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Next chapter...Rent meets Grey's Anatomy... Even i'm excited!
hmmm I should do a Rent meets, Grey's, meets Friends fic...
