Just so you know, the paragraphs are broken that way because that part of the story is told from a different point of view. In this case it's back and forth between Tatsu and Ouka. It's basically a role-play my friend and I started and we decided to see what others though of it. ---

Tatsu Inu was sitting in a tree overlooking a small kingdom of humans and immortals. "Should I?" She scratched her black wolf-like ears. "Yeah I should." She jumped down and proceeded into the kingdom.

Ouka Himura was training her black magic spells when Itachi, Naruto, and Sasuke, showed up. "Hey Ouka, we're going to raise Auron's underwear up on the flagpole. Want to help?" Naruto said. She smiled evilly. "You know it." They ran off to perform the prank.

"What the hell? Why is someone's underwear up on that pole?" Tatsu approached the flagpole and met up with her little sister Ouka and the boys. "Ouka, whose are those?"

Ouka smiled at her older sister as she walked over. "Auron's," she said beaming. "It was their idea, and their timing couldn't be more perfect." Behind her Itachi, Naruto, and Sasuke were snickering.

"Look Auron's coming. We must salute the panties." Tatsu raised her right arm in a salute.

Ouka, Sasuke, Naruto, and Itachi all followed her suit, raising their right hands in a salute, trying very hard to keep a straight face. Auron walked over and raised an eyebrow. "What did you four do now?" he asked eyeing Ouka and the boys suspiciously.

Tatsu fell to her knees with laughter. "He's so blind!!!"

Auron raised an eyebrow at the laughing girl and looked up at the underwear. "Okay, who's the poor sucker?" At that point the four couldn't hold in their laughter. They used each other for support as some Madregan delegates came out.

"They're yours!! You're the poor sucker!" Tatsu laughed as she stood and joined the others.

"Salute the undies!" Ouka exclaimed as they ran away from an angry Auron, still laughing as they went. "I'm going to report to your Captain Ouka!" he yelled.

Ouka just laughed in response. "She won't do anything unless we didn't salute the undies!" she yelled back.

"What are you going to do to me huh? Nothing I'll bet!" Tatsu danced around. "Auron's too scared to punish me; Auron's too scared to punish me!"

Ouka laughed at her sister's antics as Naruto, Sasuke, and Itachi jumped away. Then all of a sudden a giant sword was swung directly at them. Tatsu and Ouka jumped out of the way, their laughter ceased. "Damn he means business." Ouka stated when they landed on the branch above where they stood just a moment before.

"Hey, quit it! I'm just joking!" Tatsu said as she jumped from branch to branch to get away from the sword. Tatsu's tail between her legs and her black wolf-like ears were twitching as they located where the blade would be next.

Ouka noticed the opening in between Auron's swings. "Fire!" All of a sudden Auron's butt was on fire, making Auron stop swinging his sword to try and put out the flame. "Run!" Tatsu and Ouka took off running.

"Run away!!!" Tatsu took off to hide somewhere.

"Hey don't leave me alone with the old coot!" Ouka yelled but Tatsu was too far away to hear her. "Aww damn it." She cursed as her dog ears twitched as she heard someone mutter "Slowaga." Ouka noticed that her body felt like lead making it hard for her to move. "You're in for it." Auron said walking up to her, her ears fell flat against her head, visibly trembling.

"Ouka!?" Tatsu stopped and looked behind her. "Shit!" She ran back and jumped in front of Ouka. "Grrr."

Tatsu glared at every possible direction trying to locate Auron but noticed something different about the shaken pup.

"Ouka, where is he?" Tatsu noticed her baby sister's ears. "Ouka?"

"C-can't move…" Ouka stuttered. "Don't want to g-go back into a c-coma."

"Grrr. Auron, you coward! Show yourself!"

Auron smirked as he stepped out from behind a tree. "You're clever Tatsu." He said.

"What are you doing to her?" Tatsu summoned her sword to her hands. "Tell me now!"

"It's punishment." Auron said casually. "She's a hunter. She'd better start acting like one…and that means respecting her elders."

"You let her go or I'll…" Tatsu glared at Auron. "You won't hurt me. Not unless you wish to return to banishment." Tatsu dropped her gaze and her sword disappeared. "You can't just punish her. I was the one who suggested saluting your…underwear."

Ouka watched the two as they talked. "It's not just the fact of saluting the undies," Auron said with an annoyed tone. "If you hadn't noticed, all of the Madregan delegates were there, and she lit my ass on fire."

"A little something she picked up from me as a baby, if you recall."

"And her mother." Auron agreed, turning his gaze to the paralyzed pup.

Tatsu glared at the old man. "You're an ass you know that."

"So I've been told," Auron said indifferently. "But the perfect punishment for her was to threaten to put her back into a coma."

"Do it and I'll put you in a permanent coma." Tatsu growled.

"I'm not stupid. Yuna's pretty protective of her kids," Auron stated. "Sure you're not stupid Auron." Tatsu and Auron looked and saw a pissed off Shuzukage standing there, her eyes flashing dangerously at Auron. "Don't you think you've gone a bit overboard? Now let her go!" Auron complied.

Tatsu backed away from Yuna, her tail tucked.

Yuna gave her a polite nod the turned her wrath back towards her guardian. "Auron what the hell did you do that for?" "She lit my ass on fir, and these two and the boys raised my underwear up on the flagpole while the delegates came out." Yuna's eyes lit up in amusement. She turned towards Tatsu. "Did you salute the undies?" she asked mischievously.

"Yes." Tatsu raised an eyebrow. "You mean we're not in trouble? I mean, I'm just a visitor and I did that to Ouka's grandfather Auron." Tatsu snickered, her black tail swishing back and forth.

Yuna smiled and shook her head. "No, you're not in trouble. Someone needed to teach Auron some humility." She said, sending a playful glare at Auron. Auron rolled his eyes.

Tatsu grinned. "Hey, I'm going for a flight." Tatsu took off her leather jacket and spread her black feathered wings.

"I would join you," Yuna said cheerily. "But now thanks to the old coot I have to get Ouka out of shock." Yuna turned to where Ouka once stood to find her not there. "Hurry up Tatsu! I'm not going to stand here forever! Let's see what's faster running or flying!"

Tatsu took to the skies and sped off. "Let's go slowpoke!"

Ouka laughed and ran off after the flying immortal. Yuna and Auron's sweat dripped.

"Well she recovered quicker than usual." Yuna stated and Auron nodded his head.