I was worried this story might be too long so I split it into a two-shot instead of a one-shot. Tell me what you think of having two chapters instead of one big one.

Also I'd like to make a disclaimer that this idea is pretty much completely taken from the office. I don't like the office very much but I've been very sick and watching it. Although Michael Scott is horrible I really like some of the moments and I thought they'd be useful in fanfiction, for example the whole idea of a secret santa becoming a white elephant game.

(I also really like the pranks. The pranks are so well thought out. I might steal a couple to use because they sound useful in fanfiction)

Anyway I hope you enjoy this.


Keroro, knew he was a genius. A creative mastermind. Everyone else just didn't seem to realize that. He would spend MINUTES, whole minutes, planning fun get togethers where everybody could bond and party. (This creative genius was not used on the invasion of course, instead it was used on fun get togethers)

Christmas was no exception. There had to be a party. And Keroro had a genius idea that he had heard was a pekoponian thing.

He gathered everyone together, his platoon, Natsumi and Fuyuki, Saburo, Koyuki, Momoka and Mois, to announce the preparations for his party.

"I thought this year we could do that pekoponian thing called Secret Santa!" Keroro told them having to be the center of attention and coming up with ideas. "It sounds so nefarious and cunning, just like what an invader would come up with."

"It's...Really not." Fuyuki just frowned at him. "It's just a game where you get someone a gift after you draw their name. It's supposed to be an anonymous gift but it assures everybody gets something. It's a nice activity."

"I think it could be fun!" Momoka piped up. She turned around and got spoke in a radio. "Paul, do you have binoculars to ensure I get Fuyuki?" She whispered.

"Of course, Mistress." Paul answered. All of the Nishizawa guards were already stationed in trees right outside the Hinata guard. Some of them were watching satellites.

Momoka had to be over the top even in secret santa games.

"Please! Can we?" Keroro asked, his eyes big and wide. "I gathered everybody here already and got the names. And if we play this game it'll mean people will be forced to give me a present- I mean, it'll be fun!" Keroro looked up at Natsumi who usually decided if something stupid was allowed.

"Fine." Natsumi said grudgingly. "I mean...You did bring everybody." And that means Saburo's here. Saburo might get a gift for me. She blushed. "And...I think it could be fun. I mean Momma can't spend christmas with us so maybe it's best to just spend some time with friends."

Keroro beamed. "Lady Mois, you have the slips of paper?"

"Already prepared." Angol Mois nodded, showing everybody slips of paper with everybody's name on it.

"All right. So I guess we've got a week to prepare everybody's present? But I think we should pull names first." Keroro instructed.

Natsumi nodded. "Seems fair enough." Everybody looked like they were pretty decently interested.

Since Keroro seemed to be waiting for Natsumi to make the first move Natsumi walked forward. Mois had put all the names in a hat. She pulled the name that she was supposed to make a present for.

Tamama. She read to herself. Well...I mean there was a large chance I was going to get a frog. Secretly she was a little disappointed it wasn't one of her better friends. But Tamama was easy enough to buy for. "Koyuki? You want to go next?"

Koyuki nodded. "Oh boy! My first secret santa. We had something like this in our village. The game though was hiding presents in traps. You were supposed to disengage the trap to get your present. And the giver was always a secret. ...Should I make a trap too for my gift, Natsumi?"

"N-no!" Natsumi shook her head. "The gift just has to be anonymous. Just give the poor soul you get a normal gift. Something that you would be happy to receive, you know?" She was incredibly worried for the person Koyuki got.

Koyuki nodded and pulled. The name she got was Keroro. Oh! Dororo's friend! Then anything Dororo would like Keroro probably would!

She had no idea that Keroro was making this sort of thing just so he could get a gundam model out of it. No doubt he would be very unhappy about his gift.

Next up was Saburo. He pulled Momoka's name. Well that's hard. He thought to himself. What can you get a heiress who has everything? I really am doomed to fail here. I mean I can't wrap up Fuyuki after all.

"Mistress Momoka, your name has been pulled by Saburo. Should I shoot him so your name remains in the competition?" Paul asked into an earpiece.

Momoka sighed. She had to remain calm and collected. "No. That's all right, Paul. Saburo's supposed to be a friend too. It is a disappointment that Fuyuki didn't get my name but I still have a chance to get Fuyuki."

Paul nodded and ordered the guards to put down their tranquilizer guns.

"Momoka, do you want to go next?" Fuyuki offered.

Momoka seeing that Fuyuki was talking to her. Bobbed her head up and down to symbolize nodding. She was tongue tied. She walked forward. Please be Fuyuki's name. Please be Fuyuki's name. She pulled. Giroro. She read. AWW CRAP! It isn't, Fuyuki! She thought to herself.

"Mistress, should I try to take out Giroro so you can pull again?" Paul asked.

"No. That's all right. I'm a businesswoman." Momoka replied into her earpiece. "I will just have to negotiate with the person who pulls Fuyuki's name. I will make trades until I acquire Fuyuki."

"You'll be such a good owner of the Nishizawa enterprise." Paul sobbed in joy.

Fuyuki pulled next, excited at who he might get. His face paled as soon as he read the letters. Oh god I got the wrong one. "Uhh...Sarge…? Is there any trading allowed or like...Uhhh any take backs?"

"Nope! If you got me you have to get me a gift!" Keroro asked. "Uhh...Fuyuki? You look a little pale? Who'd you get?"

Fuyuki just stared at him blankly with a sickened look.

"You can't tell him! That's the rules!" Natsumi jumped between Fuyuki and Keroro.

Fuyuki's eyes just got larger and larger as if they were screaming help me. For he unfortunately had Kululu.

Mois went next, pulling Koyuki's name. That's fun! Aww. I got someone nice. She really would have been happy with anyone. She had no preference.

"I'll go next!" Keroro smiled dashing forward and pulling. Saburo. He read. Well that works out. I mean...I think this guy is the only other guy who likes gundam models. He would be easy to buy for.

Tamama walked forward next. Please be Mr. Sergeant or that woman. Please let me pull that woman and control her gift. Please let me ruin that woman's life if I can't give Mr. Sergeant a gift. Actually I don't wanna give Mr. Sergeant a gift he'll probably only accept gundam models. It was smarter to root for ruining an enemy's life than furthering one's own. He wanted to be evil.

Tamama pulled Fuyuki's name. Uh oh. He thought to himself.

"Mistress Momoka-" Paul called.

"I know." Momoka glared at Tamama. But Tamama likely doesn't want Giroro! I could always threaten him to trade but...I think he was rooting to get Keroro or Angol Mois. Will I have to trade for one of them to give to Tamama?

Tamama was her target though. That much was clear.

Kululu walked forward next. He had mostly been keeping track of if someone got someone good or bad. Their facial expressions really explained everything. Momoka didn't get Fuyuki. I'm pretty sure Tamama did though by the way she's glaring at him. Ku, ku, ku. Can't wait for everybody to start exploiting and sabotoging each other just to get who they like. Secret Santa was a game of watching people mess up terribly after all.

Kululu really wanted to know who Fuyuki got though. The poor boy looked like he was crying. Hmm...I hope I get Giroro. He prayed to himself. He really did think some twisted thoughts like Tamama did. He wanted the power to really ruin someone's day. And Giroro was his favorite person to ruin.

He pulled and frown. "Well crap." He just stared at the words. Angol Mois. I got Angol Mois. I can't do this. I can't make a pure gift. And I can't make a mean gift either because then I'll just feel all...I don't know...Nasty. And I can't forget to get her anything that'll be worse. I'm doomed.

Suddenly the game was a lot less fun if he couldn't do something terribly jerky. It should be easy enough to trade though. I'll just have to look through security footage for who got Giroro. It would be easy enough to convince someone to trade. And as long as he didn't give Angol Mois's name to Tamama things should be good.

Giroro and Dororo were last. Dororo let Giroro go first because Giroro had forgotten he was even there.

Giroro immediately blushed when he pulled the name of the person he would be giving a gift too. Everybody knew who he had gotten because there was only one person that could make Giroro turn that pink.

N-natsumi. Giroro melted. Oh no...I always fail at giving her a gift every year! This must be karma. This must be the world telling me I have to give her a gift.

He'd try to make it a normal gift. Something she would like. And something that wouldn't scream "Giroro's in love with you!" Loudly from the hills.

He'd probably fail. He hoped he had enough courage to even like give the gift.

"Well I guess I'm last!" Dororo smiled and marched up to pull a name. He pulled a name. His name. He stared at Keroro. "Umm...Keroro? What do I do if I pull myse-"

"No telling us who you pulled, Dororo! It's a secret!" Keroro hushed him and promptly ignored him.

Dororo's eyes got big and watery. "Are you ignoring me?" He cried.

Keroro easily forgot about his tears. And Dororo was left alone to be the secret santa for Dororo.

He cried in the corner to himself.

After the meeting was up, Momoka of course tried to make trades to get Fuyuki's name. She wasn't exactly sure where to start though.

But Kululu was ready to approach his unsuspecting victim. "Hey." He glanced at Momoka. "Are you looking to trade with someone?"

Momoka nodded. "I'll be fine with whoever you have." I just need to get someone Tamama would want to trade for! And even if he doesn't have that I could trade with someone else.

Really the only name that would doom her was if Kululu had himself or Dororo. Because nobody wanted those two names.

"I'm sure everybody else would be pretty mad if we traded, so let's keep this a secret between us, mmkay? Ku, ku, ku." Kululu laughed slyly. He was sure Momoka would have several more business transactions ahead of her but if she kept the name he gave her that was fine with him.

I'm sure Momoka will be able to get Mois a nice gift after all. And it's doubtful Tamama will want her name. I think he'd barf. Or scream. Or poke his eyes out. Kululu reminded himself.

Kululu and Momoka quickly traded slips of paper. Kululu grinned when he saw the name Momoka had given him.

"Thanks. This was the one I was looking for." He grinned. His luck had turned up. He had gotten Giroro.

Momoka just stared blankly at her name. "This...Was actually one of the ones I wanted too. Thanks!" She smiled. Tamama mentioned he'd want to give Mois a gift...But man...Poor Mois. She couldn't think about an innocent victim though. Obviously Giroro and Mois were now both going to have an awful christmas because of her. But she had to do it. Sometimes one had to be cruel and cunning to be able to give a gift to a boy they were too shy to just confess their feelings to.

They both nodded to each other as they went on their way.

And Momoka felt an air of guilt as she traded with Tamama later at her mansion. "I got Mois. Can I have Fuyuki in return?" She asked.

"Mommochi. You're the best person in the world." Tamama told her. "Yes, please. Please give me that woman. I have like...at least five terrible ideas to use on her. I just gotta choose one."

Momoka nodded and traded with Tamama. She had Fuyuki. But at what cost now?

She put the lost souls out of her head.

Secret Santa...Truly was a grotesque game of sabotage and heartache.


Sorry I've been spending my time writing digimon fanfictions instead of sgt frog ones. I hope that's okay.

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