Author's note: If you don't understand certain things, don't worry, because some of this stuff has to do with a weird headcanon I have that you so won't find in any of the Uglydoll books or anything... ever, lol. I'll be writing a story that helps explain a lot of this stuff later on, so stick around for that. I'll be glad to answer any questions you have, but I doubt I'll get any. But whatever. On to the story that is so much better played out in my head.
Jeero stood there for the longest time, nervously glancing around the area as he stared the envelope in his hands, his arms shaking slightly. What in the world was a letter marked "high priority" from the Uglyverse's most prestigious bank doing in his mailbox? When Jeero first got it out, he wondered if it was possibly put into the wrong box, but this theory was very quickly thrown out, as his full name, Jeero Patrick Kennedy, was printed in big bold letters on one of the corners. As he began to open this strange letter, someone bumped into him, causing him to lose his balance and drop the letter. Jeero quickly looked up to see Wage, the orange Ugly with an apron who worked at Price Hike pretty much daily, reaching his hand out towards him, blushing. Jeero grabbed it and was quickly pulled up by the rather strong Ugly.
"Oh crap, sorry Jeero, today's been super busy and I've been rushing in and out helping Uglys and I just wasn't paying attention and I'm terribly sorry" Wage rambled, trying to be polite.
"It's... uh, fine" Jeero said while brushing off some dirt, still heavily focused on the letter he had received... wait, the letter, where was it? Jeero slightly panicked as he spun around, scanning the sidewalk around them.
"What's this?"
Jeero turned to see Wage holding up an envelope. "Er, nothing, Wage, give it back" Jeero snatched the letter out of his friend's hands. He then analyzed it, "I've... I've been standing out here too long anyway, I should should go back up to my chairs" Jeero then dashed off towards the main entry of Price Hike, dodging Uglys walking in and out of the large store, and headed straight towards the east escalator going up to the second floor where "the chairs" were, leaving a slightly baffled Wage standing alone outside.
The chairs being part of a small lounge-y type set-up near beginning of the food aisles for Uglys shopping there to test out the latest models of the Super Deluxe Relax Chairs, or SDRC for short. Jeero pretty much claimed the three massage chairs, along with the set-up's flat screen TV, cabinet, and mini-fridge for himself. Jeero had loved the SDRCs for a very long time, and had always dreamed of owning some of his own to chill out on. But he never could get himself to purchase any. Money wasn't the issue, because he, being a Kennedy, had a decent amount of that stuff, or at least used to, before he was pretty much disowned by the clan. The issue arose when Jeero finally decided to buy one after trying it out in a store several months earlier. Turns out in those several months, the company already released a newer, better model of chair, which made Jeero want to take a little bit more time to decide if he still wanted one. Once he finally decided to get the newest model, he saw that they discontinued that one and released an even newer one. This happened couple more times until Jeero got so frustrated he decided to never buy one because he would waste all of his money trying to keep up with the latest models, and it would just frustrate him to no end. Flash forward a while and Jeero finds out Uglytown's Price Hike, a store belonging to the Uglyverse's largest retail chain, had a section with these Super Deluxe Relax Chairs to try for free, including several other things that made Jeero drool, even changing the chairs out after every update. Jeero, being Jeero, went through many trials and tribulations to get that space "his" (creating much more trouble than just buying the chairs outright and just keeping up with them, which wasn't even needed, because the changes they made to each version were very miniscule, but Jeero was too stubborn to realize that), but he did alright, to many Uglys' irritation Anyway, that's a whole other story with much more detail to tell.
Like I was saying, Jeero trotted straight towards the chairs on the second floor and plopped right onto chair number two, which was in the middle, and finished opening the letter. Slowly pulling out the paper inside, he quickly noticed the shiny gold trim which was printed around the sides. "So... fancy..." Jeero muttered, tracing his finger around it. "OK, now let's see what this is all about..." Taking a deep breath, he quietly began to read the contents of this strange letter to himself.
