"Being single sucks big time," Fubuki Tenjoin took a handful of French fries and shoved them in his mouth, getting crumbs and salt all over him. "Like, there's no sex."
"It's called hiring a prostitute." Jun Manjoume took a French fry and ate it thoughtfully. Jun was feeling just as bitter about being single as his friend was; every night Asuka teased him in his dreams and then when he woke up… nothing.
"But there's no connection, no passion, it's not my thing." Fubuki explained. He shoved another whole fistful of fries into his mouth, this time they were dripping in cheese sauce. "Besides, where are there prostitutes on Duel Academy Island?" The older boy cocked his head.
Jun rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever, at least you got to lose your virginity." He pursed his lips and narrowed his gray eyes.
The two boys were sitting in a diner-themed restaurant located in the school building (the school had a small cafeteria area that had several small restaurants to eat at, for those students who didn't want to go back to the dorms in the middle of the day). They shared a giant plate of large French fries, complete with bacon bits and steaming hot cheese sauce. Normally, Jun really enjoyed the deep fried potato sticks, but today, he was just feeling sick to his stomach with indignation.
Fubuki laughed and almost choked on a crumb. "Are you still drooling over my sister? That's priceless." He did end up choking on crumb in his laughing fit and turned red. When he caught his breath, he said, "Listen here, Mr. Manjoume Thunder, I'll help you get my lil' sis."
Jun raised an eyebrow. "Um, last time you did that, I think she ended up disliking me more than she did originally." Jun scowled. He took another fry and dunked it in the cheese sauce. Before he could put it in his mouth, some sauce dropped onto his pants. "SHIT IT'S HOT." He screamed in pain and quickly got a napkin.
"You're such a slob," Fubuki licked his plate to get all the salt.
"You're one to talk," Jun hissed. "So what's your 'plan' to get me a girlfriend?" He put some more French fries on his own plate.
"Well, our plan for you to win Asuka's heart through dueling was a fail, so lets try a different route." Fubuki promptly stole some fries from Jun's plate. "I say, we…"
"Yes…?"
"We….!"
"YES?!"
"WE…" Fubuki was really making a show of things. "Write her a SONG~!" He threw his hands up in the air and subsequently tossed fries all over the table.
"HEY WE'RE TRYING TO EAT OVER HERE." Two Ra Yellows turned around from the booth behind Fubuki and gave him a death glare. "We don't want your MSG-ridden gluten-filled poop all over our salads!"
"I'M TRYING TO GET MY BEST BRO LAID." Fubuki shouted, pointed at Jun. "HE STILL HAS HIS VIRIGINITY AND I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO RID HIM OF IT BY GETTING MY LITTLE SISTER TO FUCK HIM AFTER HE SINGS HER A SONG."
"Not so loud!" Jun hissed between clenched teeth and turned red. He quickly ducked under the table in embarrassment.
Fubuki sat back down in his booth, straightening his Obelisk Blue coat and ran some fingers through his brown hair. "Well, anyway." He smiled. "Whaddya say, Thunder Boy?"
Jun slumped back into his booth. He was afraid Fubuki was going to say something along those lines. "But I can't sing!" He gasped. He barely sung during the school choir performances as a kid, let alone sing a song professing his love to the only woman he ever gave a two shits about.
"You don't have to." Fubuki grinned coyly. "I'll be singing for you, you just act. You can act, can you?"
"I can act!" Jun stood up straight. Could he? Of course he could, he can do anything, he's MANJOUME THUNDER.
"Good," Fubuki eyed up some of Jun's fries. "You gonna eat those?"
"Yes." Jun glared.
"Funny, I was going to as well," Fubuki stole some more and proceeded to eat them. "Yum!"
"What's up you two?" They heard a familiar, dull voice come up to their table.
"Oh, hey, Ryo." Jun remembered that he had a full glass of Kaiba Kola™ and took a big swig of it. "We're not doing much, just talking, eating fries, the usual."
"Mind if I join for a bit?" Ryo smiled, well, the term 'smiled' is used loosely.
"Don't mind at all, Fubuki, you mind?" Jun looked over at his friend. Fubuki was just sitting there, staring blankly, mouth slightly agape. "Fubuki?"
He snapped out of his trance and then said shakily, "Um, yeah, I don't mind, not at all…!" The older boy began to sweat profusely.
A young boy ran up to Ryo and tugged on his shirt. "Big bro, we need you to go check out this duel! You'll never believe it." Jun recognized the boy as a fellow classmate and Ryo's brother, Sho. "Judai is already saving seats."
Ryo nodded. "All right." He glanced over to Fubuki and Jun. "Looks like we'll have to hang out some other time." He then left with Sho, and disappeared around the corner.
"What was up with you?!" Jun laughed. "You looked like you were… wait, do you have a CRUSH on the Kaiser?"
Fubuki leaned over and buried his face into his arms. He mumbled something inaudible, and Jun strained to hear what he was saying.
"What?"
"Idon'thaveacrushonRyo." Fubuki grumbled.
Jun's grin stretched from ear-to-ear. "You DO have a crush on Ryo, don't you Fubuki?
"He's hot, okay?!" Fubuki admitted. "He's so talented, quiet, cute, sexy…" he licked his lips and closed his eyes.
"Um, keep that to yourself, thanks." Jun squirmed. Then he got an idea. "All right, you help me with Asuka, and I'll help you with Ryo. Agreed?" He finished off the last French fry, wiping up the remaining cheese sauce with it.
"Agreed."
