Author's Note: So here is the first chapter of a two chapter preview of something I thought up. My other fan fictions are still unfinished so remember this is only a preview of what's to come. I hope you all enjoy it and gimme loads and loads of wonderful reviews. Do worry I will get around to finishing it.

Disclaimer: Not mine though I wished it was. That would be awesome.

Chapter 1

Cripples First, Ducklings Second…

"Stop…, Stop…, House would you quit it already!" complained Dr. Robert Chase.

"Stop what wombat?" House asked innocently.

"Uuh… that…, stooop iiit!" Chase groaned.

"Oh, you mean this?" House asked repeating the action.

"Yeees…," the younger man groaned, "Cameron make him stop hitting me with the slinky."

Allison Cameron leaned over and snatched the toy away from her boss.

House groaned, "Hey that's mine," he complained.

"Not if you're going to hit people with it in their heads," Cameron told House before looking back down to her laptop.

"People?" House said in disbelief, "what people? The only thing I'm doing with it is hitting the wombat," he added.

"Believe it or not House, Chase is a person, "Cameron told him looking up from her computer screen.

"Really!" House exclaimed feigning surprise, "does that mean you and Foreman are people too?" he asked.

Cameron nodded, "Yes House, what did you think we were?" she asked humoring him.

"Ducklings of course," he told her as if it was only natural.

"Right House," she said shaking her head, "because we are always following you around pee pee cluck cluck."

"Aah…, but Cameron," House said leaning close to her forcing her to face him, "I said ducklings, not baby chicks."

Wilson chuckled from where he was seated across from the pair of doctors.

"If I didn't know better I'd think you two were an old married couple," he joked.

"What makes you think we aren't" House asked his friend.

Wilson's jaw dropped.

"Flight 469UK is now boarding at Gate 13!" an announcement came over the intercom.

"That's us!" House said jumping up with more grace than any cripple should have, "cripples first, ducklings second," he added pulling Cameron (who had just finished putting away her laptop) to her feet and limping towards the gate before Wilson could get a word in.

"Did you hear that?" Wilson asked Foreman who was still sitting beside him, "What do you think that's about?"

Foreman shrugged and headed off in the direction House and Cameron had gone.

Chase got up to follow, but Wilson beat him to it, "Hey Dr. Wilson," he said pushing pass the man, "you heard House, he said cripples first and ducklings second, means you're last since you're neither."

Wilson shook his head and followed behind the younger man.